WIMBLEDON 2013- Second semi final- the one with the Grumpy British Scot and the Poleveriser

[Raahh]

Thread part 2!!

my children are making demands of me- it's not on, you know!

plans to get them fostered out on Sunday

Does Jerzy look like a young Lendl? Could this all be an elaborate plot....?

Maryz- I know. I don't like that.

I feel a bit sorry for Jerky - no one's cheering

You should have stuck to your original plan and left them at school.

Cats- you should have watched him Wednesday- it was dire, 2 Poles, playing at the same time as Murray. A totally disinterested crowd.

Clay- I know!!

You lot have got me watching tennis and I don't even like it much. I should be sorting laundry. What a shame

I read somewhere that the big Pole doesn't have much money?

From this distance, on my telly, Murray looks like Tim Henman against Janowicz.

Which isn't good.

Is that beer then queef? I only like beer. I can't take to wine. Common as muck me

Trying to lip read did he just call himself an appalling twat

Fatal

That can't have been much fun Raahh

Amir Khan's wife should have brought her own hat

You been drinking fatal? Give me 2 more bottles of Bud and we can chat about Henman in this semi final...

C'mon Murray! This is more like it!

it's pear cider sieze tis like melted pear drops

Amir Khan's wife is still there getting her money's worth out of her ticket today, eh?
Got an understair cupboard you can threaten the offspring with raahh?

I'm glad he's won a set- but if he's to get any further, the errors need to reduce a lot.

Think the final will go with seeding. But I don't want Jerzy to suddenly fall apart- i want a match or I will have to talk to my family

Appalling twat

Ohhh, really queef Interesting... I had some Somerset Cider the other week - it was simply lovely.

my dear children have decided to leave me alone- i am boring, and they can't wait for Monday, apparently

Yep, on my second g&t already sieze - d'you think that's why?

I've never had pear cider, it sounds lovely.

I haven't any vodka left

I will have you know cats that raahh is not an appalling twat, she's a very, very, very good twat