Is there any hope for me?

[Amrapaali]

For the very first time ever, I am going to watch Keeping up with Kardashians. I've put it on Record. (Series record, no less).

Is this the beginning of the end? Should I just give up and get a lifetime membership for Heat or Closer magazine and/or drown in lipgloss?

I know i'm coming across a smug bitch, don't mean to. Kim does have a lovely face though...

any hope for me ?

Erm........................................Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(BTW sign up for a Lifetime Subscription to "Hello" magazine. The most boring piece of shiney shit I ever bought informative magazine about rich'n'famous folk. In my defence I was in Egypt on holiday when I read it)

Or channel your inner 'Coronation Street' and buy Hiya magazine

Dont do it!

I was drawn in by them. They are so nasty to Kris. If I spoke to my mum the way do my mum would beat me

Caught a few minutes of this morning's episode- Kris wants a party at his place. They are like silly kids, not even teenagers. Like 8 year old kids, really.

And now my few minutes has turned into nearly one hour. Gaah! Help- I am being sucked in....!!!

Hello magazine. Been a few years since I read it. DH used to buy it, the numpty... The weddings they cover are all lovely and good, but I don't know any of these people Are they supposed to be some kind of celebrity?