Apprentice Week 6.

[ShadeofViolet]

I'm ready.

Sue - ahh - is it the wrap dress?
Maybe I need one. Do they magically minimise giant arses? That is my 'problem area' (in Gok speak).

Was just thinking that Hazel. It's supposed to be a laugh, Scottish.

I like her hair down too. Lovely colour dress.

Trev has not actually changed for about a decade.
I love Trev too. I also love Dara. Maybe I am ovulating or summat?

Nota bene: I do not love Russell Kane.

Could be, Hazel. Have you tried Gok's Iron Panty Girdle?
Right, I cba with this. Somehow all the lulz have been sucked out of the thread. Just fancy that. See you Voicers at t'weekend.

could you imagine if they had done the talk themselves? also has she got a wig as her hair?
dp looked up and went wow her hair is greasy

Fucks sake, this has all gone a bit errrmmmm....

Shall I mention facial hair or the fact that they are all twats?

What is that belt thing on Trev's shoulder?

Night y'all

Hazel, your standards are shockingly low tonight

Tis the Dara Show Mystery, Scone - everyone looks a ton better.
It could just be that they are run ragged on the main show, but I like to believe that Dara works his own special magic with the blusher wand and is able to advise on wardrobe also.

Low, ...Bastards?

I said NOT Russell!!

Until then, Sue.
Don't let the wankstains get you down.

But you said yes to Neckbeard and Trevor

(Muses to self)

Hmmm, maybe I should try the Gok Girdle>?
Thing is, they are too tight to eat and drink properly. I suspect that is part of the point.

Ooh the tongue thing. I had assumed that lovely Jase had a stutter growing up and that was his coping strategy.

Yes yes to neckbeard, Trev, Dara, Pajamas. Myles.
Heck, even Nick.

I would say yes to Trevor. He is a dj. They have flexible fingers voice of experience

I would so do Nick. He is ace.

Flexible fingers, hey? Is that from all the scratching?
(only vaguely DJ-related word I know other than poss. mixing, but that did not work either)

AH, so you approve of nick.
So it's just Neckbeard or TRev you don;t like.

It;s the beard, isn't it? You're beardist.

Nowt wrong with a beard. So long as it doesn't cover your neck.

Mr Bastards has a beard.

Oh yes. And faders. Gotta be gentle and yet determined to get them in the right place. And be able to do it with your eyes closed and the other hand being able to do something else entirely different.

Shame most of them are gits really.

Oh dear is all I can say. Mr eyebrow man