Ben! What are you doing in a Typhoo ad?

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Have you seen it?
What happened to rugged Ben?

It's just wrong. He seems a bit, well, wet now.

And his RL wife and son.

He can make me a cuppa any time mind.

Ben who? come on, you could've been more specific!

The swoonsome Mr Fogle marj

Oh are they? I thought they were actors. Crikey. That's it. Crush over. Had one ever since I looked up over a booktable in Notting Hill Waterstones and dropped my books causing a domino effect behaved nonchalent noncholent noncholantly completely normally.

V good looking family

okay. was going thru all the Bens- Miller/Willbond.....

He looks like a knob in a suit.

He looks much better in his normal clothes

Or like this wanker?

Oooh I say. Crush back.

Oh yus. He looks good in swimmers!!