Here comes Honey Boo Boo - anyone watching?

[ariadneoliver]

• anyone watching?

Yep. Bobbing for pigs feet? Never woukd have guessed that happened anywhere.

yup! madness... yet i cant not watch

I had never heard of the station it's on and hoped it was going to be freeview but it isn't. Honey Boo Hoo, I can't watch it!

That pig feet scene introduced us to the word 'cookedness', I must now use that in conversation at some point.

OMG. I've only understood 6 words so far

Mud looked fun, though

Ooh the farting diet, that's a new one.

Just started the 5:2. Maybe i should just switch to farting

Much easier than all that tedious calorie counting.

Why would you do that to your child?

im finding it hard to understand too and the subtitles are moving too quickly

I assume they enjoy it, but there's good money in pageants, college scholarships and so on in the biggest so I suppose that's the main draw.

I love it! I'm eating cheese balls and drinking vodka while watching it.

Episode 2 coming up. Why can't I turn over?

I'm recording it so me and DD(11) can sit and watch it together its in series link too

Bless, a pet pig just what every family needs.

Has the pig got a travel cot and play mat?!

Travel cot for a pig? Thought it was for the new baby. Hope they don't pass it on...

Maybe it's a twin cot?

that poor pig

It has pink and blue trotters! How did it staystill long enough?

That pig would prefer to be bacon it seems

The etiquette teacher has her work cut out, you can tell by the rictus grin she is sporting.

I'd rather be bacon than move in with them

I just don't think I can bring myself to watch it