Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - the return to 'WTF'?

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday third rate soap Doctors. BBC1, 1.45pm.

I know in the last thread I said it was a second rate soap, but I've downgraded it to third rate given the recent lack of WTF storylines. Come on scriptwriters, stop being so seri-arse!

Regulars: The lovely Mrs T has her bob wig on and is waiting to sign you at the desk.
Newbies: All welcome. Join in the banter, ask any questions, we have verrrrrrrrry many experts on this thread.

Oh, and a small favour to ask. Can someone kill Emma off please? Fankyouverymuch

[Raahh]

MsN

Gobby is a rubbish spy!

[Raahh]

Cat lady is the neighbour.

[Raahh]

ooh- could this have somethingto do with the house? hopeful

[Raahh]

'pretty colourful'

understatement, 6tl

[MsNobodyAgain]

I was just going to ask where this was going Raahh

[Raahh]

Better to look like bitter women than let him gt away with it, though?

[Raahh]

It's a date, Zara, get with the programme.

Is this the Icon? Are they cheating on the icon?

[Raahh]

Mad cat alert!!

[MsNobodyAgain]

Went to the loo so I missed why they won't prosecute scumbag

So, she'll discredit him within the force but he's free to go out and about and attack other women. Good thinking...NOT!

[Raahh]

Gobbyplod-you are shit.

[Raahh]

Go Driver!

[Raahh]

[MsNobodyAgain]

Gobbyplod is doing more crime busting on his day off than a day at work!

[Raahh]

peanut allergy kiss

[Raahh]

Silly old bag.

that's the trouble with cat women

hides from Sparkling

[Oodsigma]

Lol at Gobbys burglary!

[Raahh]

uh-oh- a sex ban!

[cinnamongreyhound]

I was watching but not free to be here!

at police rape outcome, seriously? That's a great message to send out!

Glad to see Zaniel getting on but of course she has to get the upper hand and try to control him as usual.

I was laughing too Oodsigma, what a wally!!

[WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes]

Shall I bother with it? Hmm, well, there's not a lot else on tonight so I might as well.

[toldmywrath]

WhoKnows What do you mean! We've just watched the semi finals of Eurovision song contest.

[Raahh]

told- Eurovision was very wtf- the Doctors cast should do it next year.
I particularly liked the spacemen. And the one with the giant (but was the giant didn't sing)

[WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes]

Exactly Told and Raahh - not a lot worth watching. You would have to pay me very large sums of money to be in the room while Eurovision is on, I cannot think of anything I hate more on TV. DH loves it but he has to watch on his own.

Anyway, I did watch Doctors. Sucker list was BAH, rape storyline was handled fairly well, Zaniel, well, I prefer them at each others throats TBH but was quite nice.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Just had a quick look at the finalists for the British Soap Awards. The only category Doctors seems to be in is 'Best Soap'.

As we crudely say up North, if we win that I'll bare my arse on the Town Hall steps

[WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes]

If only there was a category for "most far fetched storylines" or "best use of the same actor in multiple roles" or "most bouffant male hairstyle".

[MsNobodyAgain]

Heston would win in the Jazzy Waistcoat category.