Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - the return to 'WTF'?

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday third rate soap Doctors. BBC1, 1.45pm.

I know in the last thread I said it was a second rate soap, but I've downgraded it to third rate given the recent lack of WTF storylines. Come on scriptwriters, stop being so seri-arse!

Regulars: The lovely Mrs T has her bob wig on and is waiting to sign you at the desk.
Newbies: All welcome. Join in the banter, ask any questions, we have verrrrrrrrry many experts on this thread.

Oh, and a small favour to ask. Can someone kill Emma off please? Fankyouverymuch

If elephants mating doesn't force them to give in, what will???? [Mind boggles]

Sexy chess!!!! Arf arf arf!

I can't believe this is daytime tv.

Cringe!

Cringe some more!

God I hope that woman's not going to be in it permanently now, far too annoying wth er crazy laugh!

Nah, I reckon Kev and Jizz are the next couple. Will drive Al mad and lead to lots of love triangle storylines.

She said on This Morning that she was about to be involved in a stalker storyline, maybe Al's going to get a bit crazy!

Yesterday he's in mourning, today he's worrying about how big his portion of pie is with no mention of death/funeral/sadness

How cringeworthy was that
Missed a few episodes a while back, can anyone explain this reluctance zara & daniel not to woo hoo? Confused

They had a full episode of therapy and the suggestion of the therapist was for them to date for 3 weeks with no physical contact.

They went to counselling to mend brdges and the counsellor told them not to have sex for 3 weeks.

I only saw Thursday this week and couldn't summon up the energy to comment. Shame I missed the elephants today .

I see Elaine has popped up on the new BBC district nurse program. Not a bean bag in sight.

Spoilers are out!

Could we possibly be about to see the first stirrings of Hestembe??

See, our faith in the possibility of Hestembe will be rewarded(maybe)- and May 7th, pmsl

Catching up with Friday's- am very irritated by Hannah's laugh.

And yes, the whole Santa war thing has definitely been done before.

'love is blind; lust is deaf'

She was very annoying and anyone who fancies Kevin has got to be a bit odd.

Anyone who fancies Kevin, usually ends up dead.

the receptionist Harrison murdered, Freya (who?) ,the woman he was shagging when Freya(who?) died...

I'd get away now, if I was annoying laugh woman...

I have to say I was quite glad when Harrison murdered thy receptionist. Did the other woman die in the fire with Freya then?

I thought the shagger woman did a runner after she knocked the lamp over that caused the fire?

Could be wrong.

If she didn't suffer a fiery death, maybe she was under Kev when Freya (who?) threw her ample frame over Kevin. That would be a squishy death. Poor woman

Actually, cinnamon- I'm not sure. I think she did. She will no doubt turn up again soon, playing a different character.

Receptionist was horrible. She was mean to Immie

@ 'squishy death'

Lumberjack shirts are probably very effective fire blankets.

And....AND....what has happened to Kevins 'Freya' tattoo? Eh, eh?

It's a mystery, like Gobbys house.

I am obviously bored today