Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Gosh it is starting and I haven't read the threat

Yeah.
Bye Jamie.

Cerys' grin is looking vair fixed these days
botox? pelvic floor ishoos?

i don't get the point of this- it's just a shout fest.
Show'em how it's done, S'Toma!

Good grief Toms teeth!!

Ooh Bof that sounds ace.

Sue is there any reality shit you don't watch?

What's happened to Cerys Matthews face? Cheap Botox?

It's a young Ray Winstone.

TEETH!
he's like Frank Butcher with a merkin on his bonce

X post.

So did Jessie Js hair grow back or what?

I would at least try to lose a couple of pounds if I was going on the telly. Or breath in a lot.

God I really hate the battles. Thy should actually fight each other. Any would be there with the jelly trying to get in the middle.

Jamie is scaring me

God I'm scared. Actually scared.

Cerys does not blink. FACT.

what have they done to Jamie's hair

Chubb, only singing shite and Prentice. That's all the tv I DO watch, I have literally no clue about anything else

Necksnaking bingo

What the jeff was with the little limbering up before starting to sing?

Not any. I meant Danny

I'm not sure this is live- or if she's wearing a wig- since her hair was vair short and blonde in the papers the orher week.

Stomping and pointing at the floor in a Street sort of way bingo

Staring!!!!! Time for a drink.

LB (?) is lovely
Your other man looks like Meatloaf's big brother. MeatSweats

Stomping!!!

Staring AND stomping