Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

blondir trying to display 'tude and failing

Woo woooo woooooo yeahh owoo

Was Leanne the one they gave the boot to last year?

This is as flat as roadkill.

Bloody hell, they need to stop putting it on at barfanbedtime

Stopppppppppppppppppppppppp it

ow my ears

Shoot JJ.

Right, catching up. I think blondie with the unfortunate dress had the edge there.

Oof, I'm late - have I missed much?

Sue it needs ad breaks.

so we can complain about the ad breaks

Missed a lot of bad singing is all.

It does. I don't even have TEA, so keen was I to shove smalls into bed and bitch on the interwebs

Eh???

He doesn't want to win again, at all, Stoma!

Tom picking a non Welshy? They will be burning his holiday home as we speak.

S'Toma just woke up there and said the first thing he saw, didn't he?

He wasn't sure if he was picking to stay, or to evict.

That standing waiting to be picked is awkward turtle fosure.

Right- some one needs to explain the rules to S'Toma AGAIN.

Bless him, get the man a Horlicks and a rug for his knees. He just looks confused.

Who are this duo? I can't remember them.

Rapping. Oh my.

C-Rap.

The rap looks like such a bad idea

That moonface dude with jj has wrote millions of songs, just looked him up in wiki.

Oops I'm late forgot it was on again tonight.
Did I miss any great 'battles'?