towie thread

[MrsBucketxx]

there isn't one so I thoight id start one,

last night made to want to shake lucy, how many more girls will it take for her to see the light and leave mario.

and the gaybe made me laugh too, I almost thought he was going to ask gemma to be the surogate,

[akaemmafrost]

Oh just watched last nights on sky plus. Poor Joey . I can't slag him off anymore.

[mrscynical]

But, but, but...

Didn't Lucy have sex with her ex Mark when she started going out with Mario? Has everyone forgotten about that?

I thought it was funny when she said she had trust issues as she had already two-timed him!

The two newbies - brother and sister combo - are even thicker than the existing shower.

Oh God, it's all made up crap anyway.

[Still18atheart]

Stila - I would love TOWIE to do mastermind for comic relief or something

I think Charlie is the hottest out of all of them.

I like Gemma's idea about for every pund you lose a pound goes towards booze on holiday.

[SoftKittyWarmKitty]

Has Lydia left the show? Noticed she's not in it this time, or her mum. Nor are Billie and Cara, and one of them's brother (I forget which).

I wish Lucy would dump Mario, he's a smarmy, cheating twat.

[Bessie123]

Lydia left. Good riddance, I say. She can be pedestrian, with her shop that doesn't sell anything, elsewhere.

Hmm, not sure I like any of them very much and yet I still watch the show.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Still love towie

But JOEY is looking more like a poodle every day

He used to look cute