Do you intend watching ITVs SPLASH on Saturday?

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The Tv critis gave it a bashing last week; but it is the viewing figures which matter most.

Terry Wogan took the mickey out of Dallas. Some say he made it a great hit.

When I heard about it I thought it was a piss-take and that it couldn't possibly be a real programme. I was wrong. I can't imagine anything more boring and daft. Feel I may have to watch it :)

Yes - because I am desperate to see Caprice and her melted, plastic face.

Not sure. I like the premise of the show, great entertainment potential. But did they really have to do the whole "make a show of getting your robe off, do a few poses to some shit music then high five everyone en route to the bloody board"? That, and the fact everything was so long and drawn out.

Oh, and the idea that they have to have a "nasty" judge"

Otherwise it was great

I recorded it and just forwarded it to watch the dives - will do the same again... not interested in the other one and half hours of build up...

Shall watch it this week just to see Joey Essex in his Speedos watched last week.....soooooooooooooo drawn out so this week will take 101handbags tip and record to fast forward to the "good" bits.

I haven't been so aghast at a TV programme - maybe ever?!

I switched it on because I thought it was the film with Darryl Hannah

I could not believe all the slow motion dancing stuff. What a pile of shite.

My kids liked it!

Of course! I can't wait. It's brilliant.

As soon as I have dug my eyes out with a spoon, I'll be watching.......

What is it?

It was bizarre and I won't be watching it? I thought it was a satire type thing

it has had so much publicity (for being crap) that I bet it gets an even bigger audience this week

I enjoyed it. mainly because of Tom Daley in speedos
Its strange but funny

Watched it last week just to see how the hell they could fill the show's running time. Found it strangely addictive, so set out to watch it this week for pleasure . The clebs are actually quite impressive, bellyflops and all. Reminds you that diving is actually quite difficult, and that the ones you normally see doing it (Tom Daley et al) truly are the world-class best of the best.

I could have done with subtitles for Joey Essex

Agreed, Nancy! I was a bit surprised he got to the dive-off, Caprice was much better than him.

Very odd voting going on somewhere WhereYouLeftIt.

Glad Eddie got through - well deserved.