So I have the attention of all you secret Big Brother fans!!! 
I know it's a pile of crap but hey I'm one of those many people who can't help but stare at a tv screen while someone is washing up, sleeping or sitting in a chair doing sweet FA.
When do you think we are due our next instalment of fun? I am getting withdrawal symptoms.....well actually I need to the only thing that gets me off here for more than five minutes at a time. 