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Eastenders - wasn't expecting Max...(Possible spoiler alert)

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MyLittleAprilSunshine · 25/12/2012 21:50

... to be married to someone else as the person that Derek was 'paying off'. Man Derek turned pretty damn nasty towards the end of that episode. I bet everyone thought he was faking it at the end. I was :o Joey was the first one to go and make sure he was alright.

What did everyone else think of tonights episode?

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soggycrockonboosh · 04/01/2013 21:12

Max is a disgusting slimeball. What a weak, pathetic excuse of a man he is.

Junebugjr · 04/01/2013 21:17

Argh, god knows what EE is doing setting up characters like Max and Sharon as sex bombs everyone is after. As if the delicious jack would even look at shazza and her vanilla icecream colour hair, purrlease...
I'm also irrationally angry that max is humping around again too

gregssausageroll · 04/01/2013 21:23

Ooh whose feet out of the taxi?

EllieArroway · 04/01/2013 21:27

There's no way Jack would fall madly in love with Sharon Hmm EastEnders writers have always had this strange idea that she's some kind of sex goddess.

I now officially fancy AJ just as much as I do Masood. I want them both. Is that bad?

HeadfirstForAMistletoeKiss · 04/01/2013 22:22

AJ and Masood are both gorgeous. Much better looking than the Brannings or any Mitchell that ever set foot in the square!

SinisterBuggyMonth · 04/01/2013 23:58

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 05/01/2013 00:01

I love Joey. Lovely looking fella.

perceptionreality · 05/01/2013 00:02

Kirsty is so annoying - awful awful character. Plus whoever put fillers in her top lip needs shooting.

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 05/01/2013 12:52

Kirsty is so annoying - awful awful character. Plus whoever put fillers in her top lip needs shooting.* yy and her hairdresser Shock

ViviPru · 05/01/2013 16:51

about her not fucking off

this amuses me Grin

hattymattie · 05/01/2013 17:14

I can't believe Max shagged Kirsty - has he no self-control at all - it's not possible!!! Denise and Ian - I agree is totally unbelievable and I also hate the Sharon:Jack thing. Jack inspite of everything is a good looking bloke and I cannot for the life of me see why every male is attracted by Sharon. Maybe it's a man thing.

Maybe I'm taking this much too seriously;Grin

EllieArroway · 05/01/2013 17:22

I can't stand Kirsty either - but I do think the actress who plays her is very good. She's going to make a fantastic bunny boiler (if that's where this is going).

Denise & Ian. Bloody ridiculous. Denise is a really beautiful, classy woman & I think she and Ray were made for each other. Have always thought that.

I love AJ. And Masood. I don't think I've mentioned that for at least 10 minutes

perceptionreality · 05/01/2013 20:34

Denise and Kim are about the only likable characters on EE oh and Masood.

Bakingnovice · 05/01/2013 22:15

I agree with everyone. What is it about Sharon? She was hideous in the 80s and she's hideous now. Very weird proportions. Ginormous back and size six legs.

Also ray is not suited to Kim. Sorry but it's true. He should be with Denise. She's his type. Kim should be with someone like fatboy.

Ok re Masood and aj. Purleeeease tell me you are all joking. They are gross creatures! Masood has a good personality but is not good looking. And aj is vile. Slimy, skinny and sooo silly with that stupid single earphone in his ear.

perceptionreality · 05/01/2013 22:21

Sharon isn't hideous - that's a bit mean. I think men like her because of her kind/caring nature...

alemci · 05/01/2013 22:23

her voice is so annoying and she reminds me of Miss Piggy. horrible clothes. I agree that Jack wouldn't be interested. isn't he a bit younger than her.

Bakingnovice · 05/01/2013 22:23

But the hair, the shifty eyes, the blazers!!! They are hideous. But I agree that she's an honest caring character. Oh, and I know this is mean but Denny is bloody annoying.

TwllBach · 05/01/2013 22:29

I thought Sharon was like 50? Same age as Phil or thereabouts. I only really thought jack was late 30s.

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EllieArroway · 06/01/2013 08:42

At least Sharon seems to have dropped that "cutie pie", hair ruffling crap with Denny. You can tell she's never been within 20ft of a real child 'cos no mum talks like that 24 hours a day, if ever.

Also - would Jack have gotten over Ronnie (supposedly the love of his life) this quickly? Quickly enough to want to marry someone else? Hmmmm.

And yes, Kim and Ray - I have never bought into that relationship. Although I do love Kim loads.

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 06/01/2013 09:11

Don't Ray and Denise get it on soon? I'm sure I read something in my mum's tv rag the other week...?

Jack is only ever interested in women with the Mitchell surname - that's probably why he's with Sharon now, she's the only one left (unless Peggy returns) Grin

Bakingnovice · 06/01/2013 18:26

Oh ffs. Just watched the new years day episode. What a ridic episode. Cheryl cole does a runner to..... The bench outside zainabs house in the square. Phil is late to the church, arrives within minutes, is back in the square, then back again. Ordinarily this would take at least 45 minutes.

Alfie and roxy is wrong wrong wrong. I might even have to stop watching if it carries on like this.

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