Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

[Littlemisspoorly]

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

Can't get to grips with the new ladies and their identical husbands. I'm now so low brow it is confusing me.

Aerosmith girlfriend is the SPIT of Steve Tyler

Facial Yoga anyone?
Gutted that Jill is no longer on NYC. I wish Ramona would learn to talk to people rather than just yell at them. What was the threat between Luann and Ramona? What did Ramona do to threaten Luann? And whats the story about Ramona s daughter being in the bush? Totally confused here.
Not warming to the newbies at all. Did I miss their arrival last week? Watched both episodes yesterday and again this morning. Aviva does not seem genuine enough and needs to get a backbone. Carole and Heather2 are both manly looking and the one flirting with Mario and has open relationship with music producer seems very strange.
What about Luann wanting a baby? Tables have turned that was Ramonas wishful thinking last year. How old is Luann?

There has been 2 episodes since July

I think that's all the ladies, the book writer, the one who has legs, and the fashion one, they still all look the same to me, their teeth are too large for their mouths.

I need to watch yesterdays again, I missed some of it, I kept getting bored.....

Okay Luanne and Romano....

Romana said LuAnne wasn't at home enough for her children (last series) accused her of sending her children to - too many schools or something

LuAnne had a party, some child got rat-arsed and was unconscious, LuAnne phoned an ambulance

LuAnne tried to take white elephant out of a room at Sonjas party
Romanas heart was beating too fast and she didn't want to talk

Romaona then phoned LUanne and said 'I know your children are not perfect and if you don't stop something, I will tell everyone'

They met up yesterday but I was working on a spreadsheet so missed some, will catch up today then catch up with today erm.. later at some point today

Someones going to London and someones not inviting Ramona. I like Romona shes wacko, she doesn't even have to talk her eyes say it all....

Thanks NWWW.

How did I miss all of that? I have had to watch repeats on ITV2 until yesterday. I take it Luanne won't be having any more parties anytime soon. Perhaps if she stopped playing on her sons skateboard and helped him with his French homework he wouldn't get 'close to failing' reports.

Looks like Ramona and Sonja are heading for a falling out in todays episode. Ramona saying something about her not being a supportive friend. I like Ramona but she is completely bonkers. She would have no problem with facial yoga. (Goldfishgob and wide eye stare)

The newbies are a bit of a bore. Bring back Jill, Kelly and Bethenny.

Actually, Ramona couldn't do a goldfishgob. She talks way too much for that.

Carole was the niece of Jackie Kennedy and obviously cousin to John Kennnedy Jr. Her DH who was JFK Jr's best friend died of cancer and she lost her cousin and his wife, Carolyn Bessette around the same time. I read an interview in US Vogue around the time of her publishing her book and she seemed an independently high achieving woman and very bright.

Luanne's DD supposed to have been expelled from schools due to drink/drug use. I think that is what Ramona was referring to regarding 'dirt' on Luanne's children- pretty despicable.

And if Mario is faithful to Ramona then my mouth will need to be retrained to close. He is such a player.

Sonia is such a bad and unskilled flirt. There needs to be some subtlety in flirting and she is as subtle as an ass-grab. Hoiking up her skinnies then draping herself across that day bed in front of that builder in this mornings episode made me embarrassed for her as pure desperation seeps out of her pores.......

I like the new women. Jill was too poisonous to watch and Simon made me shiver with revulsion to the point of not being able to watch the show when he was on screen. I will never get over the Hamptons massage scene where he claimed to have 'heat in the groin area'.

Was Sonia married to one of the Morgan banking firm? She seems obsessed with Churchills, Mountbattens etc. Does she know Lord Mountbatten used to saddle women up and ride them naked around his estate?

What time is it on? I don't have sky and only got into it last week because I was off work.

Yeah she was married to those Morgans as she tells everyone who will listen !

It's at about 2pm ish and there are two episodes - don't miss out

Actually it's later I thin 3.30 ish

Thanks for the heads up about two episodes Valium.

Heather saying 'holla' and 'wassup' is annoying.

Just watching the epiosde where Heather is asking a select few to London. It was rude of Aviva to have her on speakerphone.

I think Ramona is spot on about LuAnn liking to scold and expecting better of others than she can behave herself. She was cutting about Heather though. They have met four times and have never clicked. Why would she invite Ramona?

LuAnn (b1965 age 47) thinking about having a baby is a turn up for the books.

Oh she SO isn't going to have a baby, it's all for show!

3.40pm, daily. I know this as my dc comes in at 3.30 and I rush for 10 mins to get him sorted! I'm watching yesterdays just now, I think I can tell 2 of the 3 new ones apart, the one with the legs has blonde hair.

Loving Romanos hand gestures to almost everything she says.

Oh and a nwq one says 'OMGEEEEEEEEE' lots.

sorry I am watching yesterdays that should read new

I cannot understand how someone can be in a show if their Father has just died, very strange, where are the tears.... Oh her friend is crying, she isn't though, strange lady, no idea what one she is yet - the fashion designer? She's having a party now for her Dad.

Damn, I cannot watch it, some of us have to work for a living .

I just want to beable to tell them appart, Im so easily confused

For the life of me, reading their bios, I dont understand why they feel the need to go on a reality tv show? they are all accomplished professional people. And why introduce them into a group when they clearly dont seem to know each other? and try to make them be some kind of friends.

Who is the bloke that everyone seems to have shagged, the one that is the ex husband of one of them?

I just cant take to the new ones. I miss Jill . That bunch where like family to me. The rich branch

Harry is the shagger, he has lots of diseases I am sure. HE belonged to the one with the legs!

I want Bethanny back please.

I like the new women, they're shaping up nicely.

LuAnn trying to get pg. She's 47!