TOWIE - anyone?

[Figgygal]

I know it's garbage but does no one here watch it?

my dh hates that I watch it But I just can't help it!!

Towie brings out the worst in me too! I think Gemma is grim. She makes me feel sad for humanity with her horrid screaming. Ditto Bobby, the souless little creep.

I agree - the way some of them are so emotionally stunted is beyond belief. Watching Charlie scrabble around desperately seeking someone he can 'identify with' and looking at Mario and Lucy clinging on to their crap relationship for dear life makes me cringe.

I love it when Arg gets a good kicking about being ugly. He is an ugly, ugly person.

Joey is charming, he and Chloe seem genuinely kind.

Can't work Mick out - I like his cool ways, but worry about his controlling behaviour and his shock that the sugarhut honeys might make people think of a strip club...

Above all, I lament my social life. Since having a child towie and the like have filled that gap.

Yes Chloe is really sweet. I was when she was crying in The Bra Shop .

Chloe seems lovely and I like Joey sister but can't for the life of me remember the poor girls name
Why is Sam & Billies Dad in jail...
What do Joey, Arg, Diags and Lydias boyfriend do for a living....

Ooh, I bet it's Gemma crossed off the sugar hit list.

Oh Ricky is SUCH a brat!!

He is a brat. And Charlie is very lovely, or is that just compared to the others?

Dh and kids watch Towie and love it [hblush]. My take
Love Chloe, Joey and i think also frankie like the other two has a kind soul.
Didny used to like Diags but hes really rather funny and obvs adores Joey and Chloe
Like Cara and Billie, love their friendship
Mario is a sleaze and a controlling prick and lucy is blinded, god knows why
Ricky is a bad tempered immature little prick
Bobby has delivered some cracking lines but hes a nasty, shallow bastard
Glad the Wright family have been demoted especially the hard faced Carol
Tom and Lydia meh
Kirk has the same manic look as fake shakes maloney who loves his nan on the xf
Mick is a sleaze
Tom p i was meh until i read his blog and was pleasantly surprised
Little chris is quite nice
Charlie, tediosity, go away and find yourself mate off camera coz on camera it doesnt make interesting viewing, yawn
Gemma a vicious, on the edge bully
Arg same as above

chipstick can you link to Tom P's blog please?

cant beleive its over again, but hopefully will have a christmas special

frankie is joeys sister/chloe cousin

dont know why gemma likes arg so much, very weird, hes imature and a total twat

mario has grown a beard and brushed hair back, looks a prat

lydia and tom seem happy

feel sorry for ricky tbh

find it weird how all the mums are at all the partys/pubs etc

I dislike the Wrights, I so hope Jess fails as a singer.

Tom is right there is a rat look to Arge, he looks like his GM.

Tom and Lydia should focus on themselves and block Arge, it is very childish that triangle.

Sam and her sister come across as insincere bitches.

Chloe seems to have a good heart.

Charlie is a nasty bastard.

Little Chris the creep.

Mario, controlling, gaslighting cunt.

Lucy, jealous, transferrering deluded child, with funny gaspy breaths when talking, lovely figure and pretty face.

Mick, a selfish controlling nasty bastard, who is responsible in part for Kirk being a dick due to being abandoned by Mick and living in poverty when Mick lived in luxury with his new family.

I suppose they will be back at Chrismas.

why do you think Charlie is nasty?

Charlie messed about with Gemma, Charlie and Danielle, played them off one another, he is a wind up merchant who used Gemma to get in Towie. I suspect he is impotent too.

I meant Bobby.

Oh, I don't agree. Charlie is v up front w bobby and all he said to Danielle was that if she didn't like him enough to give it a go he wasn't going to hang about waiting for her. She was the one who made up that stuff about him dumping her for not having sex so she could be a victim. And Gemma - she is just a MASSIVE bully.

Hang on. I'm far too old to be so emotionally involved with towie.

Excuse me.

Still think Charlie is gay and dumping Danielle and saying about sex is all a red herring

Weird how micks 2 younger kids are now in it - thought kirk was an only child

They all go out and shad each other

All those sloppy seconds

Have they no respect

Do like JOEY and Sam

What on earth is wrong with ricky? Is he actually 4 years old? He is a massive twerp and must be crumling with shame about the ridiculous way he spoke to little chris.

Mick is a nasty piece of work isn't he? I mean, Gemma deserves to be turned away, but mick is supposed to be running a business stripjoint, so why get involved. Pathetic.

I also really like diags. He is a self confessed gossip, a funny and caring type.

I watch made in chelsea too. If i had to choose, i'd live in essex and marry diags.

And although Charlie's 'i've just gotta find myself and get to know someone's soul' guff is a bit sad and immature, he isn't inherently evil (like bobby and gemma), he is misguided and terrified of life.

Mick said

Life is far too short to be bearing a grudge

Never a truer word spoken but obviously he does or he would have let Gemma in his club

God I love it. To my eternal shame.

My favourite character is Gemma, she just makes me roar.

Arg is utterly repellent, such a hideously WEAK twat in the earlier shows with Mark Wright, and now he is just a ghastly bully. And his laugh! And his bloody godawful face when he sings. Shut up! Shut up!

Billie and Sam are so annoying - they have annoying faces, voices and mannerisms. But I love it when they are on screen so I can shout things.

WHY is Mick Norcross in it hanging round with kids half his age? Remember when he went out with that northern scrubber girl with the teeth and forehead? Whatsername. Embarrassing.

The nicest people in it are Lydia, Lydia's mum and, bizarrely, Mark Wright's dad.

I did feel sorry for jasmine. But surely if you knew a man had run out on you after meeting your family therefore he is a twat

And would you really introduce him to your parents for afternoon tea for the first time/date

Call that singing getorf? Arg sounds like a zombie on valium with his mouth zipped up when he tries his michael buble impression. What a bully indeed. But so is Gemma, no? I hate the way she spoke to Charlie.

Yes, i remember mick and maria the escort. Ha.

Yes Gemma is a vile bully. But bloody hell she makes me laugh. It's her turn of phrase I think.

Cara and Billie are great fun - they look like genuine friends.

I like Chloe, Lydia, Diags and i love Mick, i so would

The whole thread and comments about the TOWIE cast have made me L O L.

Gemma is always mouthing off, i laughed so much went mick denied her in the club

Arg has changed so much! He use to be lovely now hes just a twunt....

Was he lovely though? Or have they just edited him to make him look like Chief Wanker now Mark Wright has left?

Oh my God I LIVE for towie!!!! And made in chelsea.
The characters are just unbelieveable.
Arg is a total cunt, but Lydia also needs a kicking for having constant sinusitis.
Tom is bearable + Joey walking on water is just inspired.
Mick's clearly a twat, but Kirk is so cold it's untrue
Lauren pope and chloe both look like horses eating apples through railings. Can't actually bring myself to believe they paid for those gnashers.