X-Factor- it's the RESULTS! Who's got the fanny gallops? YOU decide!

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Mimed opener- Rylan can't even mime intune!

I actually like this pair less boring than Kye.

Moving swiftly on...

Olly Murs was on over. Not my cup of tea but he seems to have done OK.

Here is the sob story from Bazza!

Bloomin 'eck.

He has NOT had flu. Bollocks.

Oh excuses excuses from Barry g.

He doesn't have a voice. Well neither does anyone else. That's not a disadvantage in this show

I HATE this song.

Well overs was only brought in because they added a fourth judge. Go back to three judges - blokes/birds/groups. Actually they should reconfigure the whole show. It just doesn't work.

He has flu and is still better than primark.

Oh I really like them. Better than Kye anyway. She is so sweet - I've invented a whole back story for them and everything - she luffs him and he just sees her as his best friend. One day she will shrug dd the shackles of her shit dress sense and rock up with extensions and a body con dress and his eyes will pop up out on stalks and he will realise what he's been missing. They'll make beautiful hip hop babies.

I think she sings quite nicely and she has a pretty face. Better than duck face who all of a sudden has the flu anyway.

What was his excuse last week and the week before Barry?

Is it just me or is MN slow as treacle?

did they mention flu?? i don't remember that!

Oh piss off Barry and the sob story!

Actually, if he goes then Bazza might just explode in self righteous fury. I would so watch that.

Feeling nervous, Bazza?

He's morphing from duck to rabbit faced, is Kye.Picture him with ears, gwan.

Unless flu=bit of a cold

No Harald, you're quite right.

You can't.

He looks ill to me tbh. His eyes are so pink. Either that or he's on something?

Primark to survive. Surely.

He has a better voice than either of Primark 1. Not an achievement. THey are out of tune, he is in tune but a bit dull.

Love that, Twllbach

Bach that's a lovely story. It's brought tears to my eyes. I no longer want them to go now.