Eastenders...

[MyFartsSmellofDeath]

Just wondering who was looking after all the kids when Christian and Syed had their first dance. they put their daughter to bed then went out... hardly good parenting. Amy and kamil went missing too

Derek is leaving at christmas so maybe Alfi grows a pair and kills him

yaaaaay @Derek leaving Alfie will probably nag him out the square with his huffs , he is a bit pointless and doesn't really gel with any of the stories and I hate his son I know he is meant to be enders hot tottie but meh, and they never really got to the bottom of what went on between Derek and Michael from the past after he beat him up months ago,

Mmmm is it too early to eat a chocolate orange?

I hope Lola gets Lexie back for Xmas.

oh i like joey branning. as long as joey stays, derek can clear off. joey is a bit of a shit though isn't he?

YEAH HE IS A CHIP OF THE OLD DEREK BLOCK HE ISNT VERY NICE TOTTIE maybe joey will chase derek away

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Joey is horrible! Lovely looking though! Watching this morning soap review, joey and Lauren kiss!

I thought they'd drag the Joey-Lauren kiss out for a while yet. He's a rotter. I don't find bad boys attractive. EE is sadly lacking in objects of swoon for me...

oh my caps sometimes llock I never notice until somebody points out I AM SHOUTING

aren't joey and lauren 1st cousins? where are EE going with that storyline then?

Yeah - they are as far as we know.

Yeh there are but there is a romour that Lauren isn't Max's daughter.

Wasn't that just a rumour started among us sad bastards while speculating on here, that actually had no basis in reality?! Forgive me if I'm wrong!

even if she wasn't max's, neither her or joey are aware of that, but they do know they are cousins. isn't that a bit of a no-no? or not really anymore?

oops wrong face - I mean !!!

It may have been on here I read it haha. But yeh they do think they are cousins so it's still wrong, but I didn't think it was actually against the law to marry your cousin? I'm gonna google it!

I think there's some dark whispers that Lauren is Derek's daughter.

ewwwwww!! tanya and derek? no wayyy!! anyone and derek for that matter.

Ah right. Typical Eastenders. Lauren and Joey get it on and and Tanya freaks out, but Lauren is all rebellious and pouty and so what - we're only cousins - cousins can legally MARRY if they want to and Tanya's like but he's not your cousin he's your BROTHER!!! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun....

i think you have it there vivi

that reminded me of the Kat-Zoe 'dun dun duuuuuuun'.

"you aint my muvva!"

"yes I AM!"

dun dun duuuuuun

It would piss me right off though if they did as it would be massively inconsistent - when we were speculating about this on the other thread, we all pointed out that there's no way Tanya would have kept that a secret that long.

Apparently you can marry your cousin

it seems like EE are scraping the barrel for storylines ATM. the crap handling of the lola/SS thing and if they do go with this lauren and joey thing aswell. might have an EE break for a while.

Ooh interesting about the Lauren and Joey thing.

The SS thing with Lola, Lexi and Phil is annoying me. I know it is only tv but people will believe ss are really like this. You see enough dm stories anyway. Lexi would not have been removed from Lexi when there is Billy there to look after her. And if Phil get s custody that would just be a joke.