whats your least favorite kids programmes

[twokids]

mine has got to be fimbles and boogie beebies

oh just remembered - Tots TV. NO NO NO NO NO.Its just wrong.

Smarteenies

I never got tots tv were they supposed to be children?????

tots tv is grotesque. Tweenies are just wrong. Hi bloody 5 make me want to barf.

I am glad that I am not the only one to like looking at the lycra clad backside of sporticus. He can come and do one handed pressups in my house any day. I might even give him an apple.

Lazytown is made in finland.

this is it exactly, trice. However fantastic Justin is at educating our children, he's not exactly got athletic build.

I have to say again though, Big Cook Little Cook. I don't think it got enough votes considering how ruddy dreadful it is.

Fimbles.
Dora the Explorer.
Polka Dot Shorts (mercifully, doesn't seem to have been on for ages).

I like the Tweenies!

Tweenies - can't stand Jake's whiny voice or Fizz's simpering.

Big Cook Little Cook - you can see big cook thinking, how the hell did I let my agent talk me into this? But remember, the oven's hot, hot, HOT!!

I luuuurve Justin though, not sexually but as you would a teddy bear - he is so cuddly and dimply

The fittest bloke on cbeebies is Sid the Presenter, by a mile. He is gooooorgeous

I HATE the Tweenies - those mutant kids are the worst role models imaginable! I can just imagine how they would grow up

Milo - meatheaded lager-swilling footy fan

Jake - hairdresser, bleached highlights, scared of spiders

Fizz - dimwitted giggling pole-dancer, four kids by 20th birthday

Bella - jackbooted militant bully, captain of hockey team

Tweenies - Fizz - I want to killlllll! And Bella is bossy - so litle girls are either 'simper simper' or bossy AHHHHH.

Bits and Bobs - I KNOW its all about repertition at this age but for god sake!!

Tiny Tots - Tom irritates me!!

I could probably go on...

Fab Lab. The voice over on the dog really annoys me, and I hate the way they keep giving him biscuits as a temporary cure for his Alzheimer's.

The Fimbles - I just can't follow what in God's name they're doing. Can someone explain?
Tweenies - where do you start with those freaks
Rub-A-Dubbers - proof positive that Sinclair's funniness in Gregory's Girl was down to the writing
Barney - multi-coloured puke shop. Talking of which, is it true Noel Edmonds is making a comeback?

The weirdest is Tiny Tots. What are they? Puppets? real? Dolls? They scare me. Cbeebees bestime hour is ace because it means it's almost grown up time (i.e. time for a drink). Love Justin.