Marco Pierre White

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He is sooo fine. You would, wouldn't you!? I know I would.

I might, if he had a wash

Just me and you then

we could take turns ! < ahem >

God no. Bleurgh. And then bleurgh again.

Yes oh Yes! And yes again.

Bleugh. Revolting man.

I have it on good authority that as well as being a misogynist pig who believes all women will fall at his feet, he's also a bit wiffy. Ugh.

He appears fairly menacing bordering on psychopathic to me. You can keep him and his stock cubes.

Oh yes. He is bound to be a bit whiffy cos he is Hot, Hot, Hot!!!

Hmmmmm - dunno. I'd definitely climb over him to get to Michel Roux Jnr......