X Factor- last day of Bootcamp, etc

[SuperB0F]

Ta-daaaa!

Pierpressure Melanie is married to the one who isn't alan Cummings.

Sue, you missed Lucy Spraggan, who sang her own song, but still wore the trousers of wrongness.

It is Sole! I've got my onesie on! Romance is well and truly dead in my house!

Who Ryland Not the Stationer? From yesterday?
I like him very much.

I need something nice to eat. I've had a horrid Innocent Thai curry which was reduced in Tesco. It tasted of fairy liquid. And then the horrid banana cake. The local shop has shut now so can't whizz out for emergency rations.

I am not a Lucy S fan, tbh. Nice girl and all, but no. And YY to the trousers

Lol Tutt
Imagining you sat thete now, giraffe, penguin?

So far, our failed returnees include spiky poo joe, Carolyn what her again, Hayley 5th in pop idol and the girl from Fife last year, any one else?

Yes ryland, not the stationer. He was all sorts of
Wrongness you have to watch.
He spiked dermot with his shoulder spikiness.

Ooooooooooh brrrrrrffff

I can see Rymans the Stationer hosting TOWIE but not being a megastar going on tour etc

It is, Raahh. I'm going a week on TUesday. Quite excited now.

iPhone does spikiness as sliminess.
Quite apposite...

Pink with an owl print on. Nice thin cotton so you can sleep in it. I, also, have a stripy one and a flower ditsy print one. Pain in the arse when you need a wee though!

He's all ready for live shows though, innit? They can re-use all of wotsherface's odd outfits. her with the rhino hair.

I want to slap them already.

breath in confidence?

oh ffs

Let's try breathe in a big lung full of Cop On, breathe out something approaching a melody?

Why are they standing so far apart? Awkward!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Shoot me know. Water! She needs something but don't think water going to do the job

There are the ones managed by Beyonce's dad, aren't they?

now, even

oh, Cardi- an very - have a fab time!

This isn't going well.

One of them has one black eyebrow? Or is it a birthmark?

Aw, go swallow a beta-blocker poppet

ooooh, dear.