X Factor! End of Auditions! Which means End of Watching Irritating Former Spice Girls!

[SuePurblybilt]

Wooooo! And furthermore, Hooo!

Roll on Boot Camp. My bum is stuck here for XF and Downton. Who's in?

Ooo, I forgot about Cute Dad

yay!! Sparkly fred.

though I will prob miss it.

Who are this oily crew sexually harassing girls in the queue?

I'm in. I've never got into Downton because I've not been allowed to watch it! I need to get the box sets and either steal the remote or leave the bastard!

Creepy. Fine them for overuse of 'lovely laydee'

ROFFLING at him in the middle playing aeroplanes though

I hate it when they encroach on the judges- its so creepy.

He can sing but he's too cocky for my liking!

Louis is half terrified of making another racist comment, and half trying to hide a massive erection.

I don't love it, makes me fell sick!

Sue

Ooh feck off, already!

Neeeeeyawwwwwww, I'm Jumbo

You're like a little....no, can't do that. You're like a black Jedward with an extra member, shit no - can't say member. Down, boy.

Don't like them but they're going to be popular.
They can sing though.

Where the feck have they got them from tonight?

Art Sue

Arf not Art fecking iPad!

Fuck off already with the creepy dedicated singing.
Blardy over-confident whippersnappers.

He looks like that cartoon character but I can't think of his name!

Dale looks like Just William spliced with a gibbon

Sue- although I'm not watching, we are catching up with Doctor Who

Is Tulisa single? She seems a bit frisky this year.

Louis picturing them on stools....