X FACTOR- auditions- week 3, expect numerous ad breaks and the occasional act

[paRaahhlympiansgoingforgold]

But don't hold your breath!

I read that Jade the Scottish girl who was dumped at Judges house stage last year, is coming back having lost weight and changed her hair.

Act returning for a second go? BINGO!

Must be time for someone to laugh at is it?

Not me but them.

Bingo!

Look at the son's face

Oh no poor dcs.

Oh no, she's 51 and totally deluded.
Madonna, my arse.

I was like those mothers last week when DS1 got his AS results and DS2 his GCSE. They were mortified in the school car park!

here's one probably (to laugh at I mean) Comparing herself to Madonna....

I am liking her so far..

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

Is it wrong to want to dunk her head into a vat of conditioner? It looks so dry ...

My 2 would go into hiding if it were me up there.

Gonna to be shit.

I do wish Louis would sort his hair piece out- brown on top, white at the bottom. Very distracting.

Oh dear. What's she got on her head.

It's a rod stewart tribute act.

'better life' BINGO!

Bet the kids are mortified

@ dcs support.

I'm embarrassed for her DC's, can't help but think she's stating their ages so the judges will argue that she so dies bit look her age... Which she does :o

Is there no 'cringe' emoticon on here?

Gaga? Oh shit.

Argh!!

Can't wait for school next week, eh kids?

Oh no poor dd looks close to tears

Oh Lord! Those poor children...

that's almost a cringe.

Her poor, poor children.

Those kids are going to have the piss ripped out of them next week.