East Enders, Oh please!

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Ben looks like Where's Wally,

And Sharon needs to stop her lips quivering and get a grip.

Derek looks like an Alot

I'm actually cringing at Sharon's acting is she trying for a broadway role by any chance

the surprisingly hirsute Ian Beale seems to have a wooly hat superglued to his head.

All toddlers are mute. Has anyone heard Amy, Jasmine or Zainab's kid speak?

It's utter tripe, but we all seem to have watched it!

All the children on EE sleep far too much.

Oscar is probably old enough for school, if not 5 mornings at pre school, yet he spends most of his time asleep at Dot's.

I'd forgot about Oscar! Also not a talker.

Yes Oscar should have been 4 last Dec. So he was born Dec 2007. Will be going to Reception in September. Wonder if we will witness it or will he sleep through it at Dot's?

Zainab I am sure is a few months older than my son who is 2 years and 2 months so should at least be having a couple of strops or shouts. As soon as an EE character gets pregnant I follow suit .

Where is dot?

I hope Ben is sent to jail soon, if only to rid the show of his appallingly wooden acting!

Agree Shazza's re-emergence is a load of tripe but it's quite amusing too.

PS is anyone else increasingly alarmed at Shirley's hairstyle, as I am? those spikes are so sharp she could stab you.

Worryingly, I started agreeing with Phil about Ben being found out...it would wreck a lot of lives, he just made one mistake, etc....Do I have no morals?

Do they grease up Shirl's hair every episode do we think? Sharon should have gone to Dallas.

How are they going to persuade Denise that there is no foul play about the picture frame if Shirl agrees to keep quiet? She knows its a bit odd.

Is that the only picture frame of it's kine ever made? I doubt it.

I would have just thought "Oh Denise has a picture frame like the one that Hev had."

And when Sharron was talking to Lucy about Ian leaving and coming back she tried to find a similarity between her situation walking out on her wedding, and Lucy being abandoned. Sharron's dad was thought to be dead for year, then one day walked back into her life. Why didn't Sharron mention that, and explain she knew how Lucy felt? Just so viewers who had missed an earlier episode could follow the story line?

And Sharron had black nail varnish, despite having just walked out of her wedding. I mean, who 9apart from goths) wears black nail varnish to their own wedding?

Please send Ben to jail, he is just awful. And can Sharon be recast in the reborn Dallas.

I only watch it now and again. What happened to George?

I'm a bit at Sharon and Tanya being the same dress size. Also why does Max just hand over some random woman his wife's clothes?

Also I don't believe that the photo frame is a very heavy, one of a kind. It looks like a cheap piece of tat to me.

And Shirley has a short memory, when she hooked up with Phil, she pretty much left Hev by the wayside. That whole friendship was very onesided as I recall.

What I don't get is how what looks like a cheap plastic picture frame came out of its clash with Hev's skull in good enough condition to be sold in the charity shop.

Pleaae send Ben to prison, I cant stand the way he keeps licking his top lip and does he ever close his mouth ????