Spencer.

[Pickles77]

Does anyone watch the bachelor? Can I have spencer for my birthday please? Not for good, I'll pass him on for christmas!

Ewww, he's so nasty. Just so nasty and sleazy. Just - ewwww.

It's all bollocks - literally a few days before the first episode of the Bachelor, Louise - his girlfriend-but-not-his-girlfriend did an interview about how they're together, just not physically together, so he can go on the Bachelor. He's either your boyfriend or he's not! And if he is, he doesn't go on shows publicly looking for another girlfriend. And if he isn't, don't make yourself sound so spineless!

Eurgh, he's just sleazy all round, really.

I know, but he's still rather attractive.

Oh hang on... It's my hormones isn't it? Come on- can I blame my hormones for this irrational behaviour?

NOOOOOOO He's such a slimy sleazebag, egotistical, borderline sociopath.

Eeugh ! he has got a really HAIRY bum !!!!!!

I'm still blaming my hormones!

Erm tilly how have you seen his bum?!!

Ugh No ! not in the flesh, it looked mega hairy when Marissa (The Batchelor) was doing the mould of his arse & he was pulling clumps of plaster out of his bum crack !!!!

I missed that one
@ marissa!!