It took God 7 days to create the world, why is it taking so long to find his son???

[Glaikit]

I took the liberty to start a new thread as it was taking an age to load the other one! pink and sweet on offer here. If you want anything else go get it yourself! :o

It is an excellent question glaikit
God is clearly very fussy

Love it

I have just realised i'm away Monday and Tues nights I'll miss you

And in similar vein: if women are the weaker sex, how come it took all Satan's wiles to persuade Eve to taste the apple, but it only took Eve fluttering her eyelashes to get Adam to take a bite?

Been catching up on last weeks progs. Hope to join you all tomorrow night if that's ok.
Ice cold Prosecco and Salt'nVinegar Pringles on offer here.

Hi All. the torture continues........

yes...if women are the weaker sex why was Mary's womb used as base camp? Why didn't Joseph pick up an orphan Jesus from a hillside somewhere, a bit like Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights?

Great review

I am back from a weekend away and am about to have my settee's ripped from underneath me. Friend with a van coming to take them prior to new ones arriving tomorrow morning, so I'll be esconced in luxury for tomorrow night's torture. Might take my mind off it!

settees. Where did that ' come from?

Ooh get you and your settees! It's just a sofa here!! Have you got some hunky men to peel grapes and fan you down too? Nearest I get to that is when ds spits a half chewed grape at me and when dh fans his ahem, ablutions my way! :o

I say sofa as often as settee, Glaikit. Can't seem to make my mind up, and I'm never sure and don't care which is the posh word! No hunky men here, sadly, and friends not able to come tonight after all, so have to get up early tomorrow and try to squash 2 sofas into a small corner to make room for the new ones until friends can come. Oh well, it'll be nice when it happens.

So it's not a 3 piece suite then?

Name them. Rory and Dirk.

Not sure I'd want to sit on Dirk, tbh, Sue .
Roger, on the other hand...

He's already been on the casting couch with ole dawny though! if he is walking funny we all know why!

Just popping in to mark my place for tomorrow - fingers crossed I can persuade the PIL to let me take over the tv for the night. They're teetotal though, so will be sober

Love the Jenny Eclair review - the dancers do look like they have swallowed weed killer :)

Carried over from the other thread....

It's my birthday today. I have and chocolates. The Jesuseseseses are back tonight. Hopefully, ITV have sorted the format out and all will be good with the world.

Happy birthday iklboo!

Thankyou Glaikit .

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

May your Best Jesus not be ailimentatted and may a judge of your choice be shot.

Is it still on in 3 weeks on Friday? Tis my birthday then! I could shout "bernie the bolt" because I have ten good reasons to shoot!

There'd not be too many broken hearts if he fell down a well, would there?

iklboo- Happy Birthday to you!

The break was nice. But I'm ready to face the music. Or is that a different show?

It's too much to hope that they've moved it to 8pm. isn't it?
and sacked Mel, Dawn and JaseBot replaced the judges with someone more interesting? or else we will get-
Mel doing her strained trying to look intelligent face, waffling about acting
Dawn will be letchy which is very unbecoming and an older woman and getting boring now
and JaseBot will tell them they are all too arrogant to be Jesus (cos he can't single out Nathan anymore).