And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Unfortunately he isn't quite on the note or the beat.

Nope. Don't click it Cat, it's the off switch!

I hoped she was writing Fuck off

collapsed laughing at the bonkers sky writing

He's just shouting now

Oh I like him, Bieber Jesus and his squashy wee face and his waistcoats.

he's not Jesus though. He'd be lovely in something else.

i clicked it! nowt happened

He knows that wasn't his best.

It could have been the elimination twist!

"literally singing for their survival" Jason? I can only dream...

Who said that?

Oi Sparkling. We've not had a Lee Mead link yet?

Equally unfortunately, they don't seem to know it.

JaseBot is addicted to cliches

bye bye butlins!

but he can't judge tonight... oh noes

FIVE Amazing performances.

Butlins is on the number 9 bus.

lol at "chinny jesus" figgygal. And yes, 5 back-to-back performances. Poor Butlins.

Oh no I haven't have I Sue?

I am truly confused by what they see in him. His singing is weaker than many - that was quite off - and where do they get the idea he can act? IT's weird. I don't want him to win. I really don't want to watch him.

they've just squashed in all the ads to string it out to 10.30, or to make up to the advertisers for al dub adding showtime with swapping the evictions around.

Frankie cockoozer is on million pound drop with Sonia from eastenders on c4.

"hoped she was writing fuck off"

David is just too bloody English looking he cannot win

Poor Fat Thor. They're determined to make him seem cocky.