And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

pmsl @ Mel trying to sound like she's from Alderley Edge

Given the fact hardly anyone seems to be watching this- the ARENA tour might be a tad optimistic. Maybe they should start with Primary school assemblies

breaking news

Fat thors hair isn't real. It's extensions!!

Are you watching Nadia too Glaikit? I am a bit we have been conned.

Yes! Ds has been up since god knows when!

I think it was a bit off for him to tell tbh. Would he have done that if it was a lady?

He has extensions??? Big girl!

Extensions .......I don't believe it......it cant be true.

Just watched last nights show Thor was brill again as was big simba Niall had to go he's been bloody awful for the last 3 days although he was probably the most expressive in his singing .......not sure if that counts as acting.

Extensions? Then they want to be careful with them straighteners.

thors leopard skin top and black shorts in rehearsals were horrible. Is he trying to emulate Bett Lynch on a bad day.

Is he balding then?

Amanda's dress - could it have been on back to front? Awful bow. And what is the point of a daring lacy front if you then hold a mike in front of it all the time?

monkseal on the whole shenanigans

He doesn't have extensions. There's a video on his Youtube proving it.

I was just going to post that Felicity, it made me smile.

I am trying to summon up enthusiasm for tonight. Are we halfway through yet?

scatter I love the bit about DF being a mother figure with undertones of incest
I think the final final is next Wed?

I love the Monk Seal blog- brilliant stuff. Dh is now on nights, so won't be coming in half way through to tut and moan and roll his eyes. Or maybe that was just me?

I am definitely going to try to watch this. Despite a thunderous menstrual migraine. I am a martyr to the cause

As an aside, at school today, one of the dad's turned up. His son is in DD's class, and though I know his mum, i've never seen him. OMG- he COULD BE JESUS!!!

Raaah you are an inspiration
How did DadJesus look? Did he perform any miracles?

Sorry Raahh

What time today? I am ready

counting down the minutes....

I am going to be in tonight after all! Home from staff piss up debrief already as we all started to fall asleep in the pub. WIll try not to fall asleep on the sofa instead. See you at 9!

thanks Felicity for Monkseal.

also how about some songs from the actual show. do you remember the Marias singing various numbers from the sound of music.

is it to do with being cheapskate and maybe Tim Rice. The songs they have to sing are awful and bland and boring IMO.

can't they sing some musical theatre songs or Beatles.

I will be there with my wine box with a tap. It's like Groundhog Day isn't it?

Our staff piss up lasted until quarter past four, Cardi - if you've kept going till now you're more hardcore than me! Sooooo end-of-term knackered and not in my usual holiday mood because it's bloody raining again. Have sent DH to supermarket for wine supplies for tonight's instalment, which may mean I drop out early through snoring on the sofa. See you at 9.

Didn't Tim Rice say if he didn't like who we'd picked form the programme he'd just cast somebody else? I hope he doesn't, it would make this feel even more pointless!

Tim Rice? Is he producing then?