And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

This has nothing to do with JCS etc but (as I've mentioned a few times (am sooo modest)) it's my birthday today. DH ordered a cake for me from the bakery. It was beautifully iced, but said (I kid you not) "Happy 33th Birthday Never".

I want fat thor in a loin cloth ....or out of 1

Thor is already the son of a god anyway so he surely half way there.

Oooo roger brother mmmm

And he's Good. Hideous bacofoil trousers

Trousers are handily shiny (for rubbing).

Roffle at Lewis. Ken in a cape.

Tim Minchin is watching this right now, accordingh to his twitter feed. With crossed fingers, i imagine...

Silver trousers!! Eek!

And we finally get a bit of Adele. it's taken them a while...
and he said 'shit'
and his trousers are awful!!

I'd slide right off them trousers

Oh dear. I'm not liking this. Or the troosers.

Fancy that glaikit

Oh no. Simba dire tonihjt

Thing is, Yama, they don't like him. He's confident yet calm so they cry 'cocky'. Muppets. Poor Nate.

That Ben was the baddie in Sherrlock, wasn't he?!

Bet he takes his kids to school in those pjs.

It's a no from me

Wrong song for Roger although he made a good fist of it.

I'd still hop on.

Tell you what tho, him and Mackem make me screw up my eyes when I watch them, they're so squinty. I sort of do it in sympathy.

Would anything that got spilled wipe straight off those trousers, do you think?

Never happy birthday - at your cake!

Sparkling - who is that?!?

Out of puff ????

Oh god, there is going to be a massive rammy between dawn and mn to get their claws into roger!!

Not Garreth - the blonde.

Ooh, Sparkling, you need to warn us! argh.

Did ALW just call Roger fat and unhealthy?

I think we should see him stripped, to be sure. Roger, obvs. Nobody wants to see al-dub.

Why can't you refresh on an iPhone MN?! this flipping is doing my head in trying to keep up.

I'm an old lady dontcha know.