Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Will Jimmi run himself into the ground?

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Starting a new thread as the old one was full.

First scene will be Heston removing staples from Cherry's arse cheeks with tweezers, and placing them in a kidney bowl.

'Honestly Heston I just tripped and fell onto the desk while adjusting my pants'.

Now... behave. I just HINTED at that scenario and you two filthy devils have given me a mental image I don't want. Heston snapping on his latex gloves and going as Cherry gives an explanation of how staples got embedded in there!

Would he have to dab on iodine? or would a tetanus shot do?

latex gloves and tweezers...snigger

Got a bit fed up with Olympic nn so am back as me again. Yay!!

Yay indeed Sparklingbrook. Your name always conjures up a positive picture in my head.

It's my DDs 9th birthday today and I'm having a big party, which also celebrates my DSs end of chemo. It's only family but I have a BIG family . And the weather is looking fine so we might even get to use the garden.

Hurrah!

Morning MsNobody. The weather forecast looks fab, a great day for a party. So will you be spending the morning buttering cobs?

Morning! Yes. It's a proper kids party. Jam butties, crap sausages, fruit shoots, a massive chocolate cake. And the DCs have noooooooooooooooooo idea but they are getting a Wii (I can't afford one but my lovely family have bought one).

'Twill be a great day

Well it sounds fab and you all deserve it. x

Sounds great msnobody

have a lovely day msnobody

Very sunny here today- yet here I am, sat on my arse, watching the Olympics....

Me too-watching little Tom Daley.

Have a great day msnobody, it is lovely and sunny here too and I'm expecting it to stay that way!

Some of them are wearing very small trunks....how why don't they fall off when they dive? And some of them have very hairy arm pits, which doesn't seem very aerodynamic

Wow, what a great day for a party. Am v v v jealous.

dh and I are watching the diving whilst baby cakes has an epic nap and just said exactly the same thing about their teeny tiny trunks falling down.

Hah - who just saw the white tsb lines on Daley's arse?

Wait, he's, like, 11 years younger than me. That makes me a horrible old perv, doesn't it...?

Tan lines, obviously. I have no idea what tsb lines are

I think he's lovely but in a motherly way.

Just read on Digital Spy that there is a new doctor joining and she knows Kevin. Looks like Kevin will be getting more action before Elaine and her beanbags see any.

More new people? Not sure I like the sound of that.

nooooo....Kevin needs a break from unsuitable laydee action- plus, if her name isn't Freya, she will be freaked out by his tattoo

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I wonder whether it will be some washed up has been from a soap playing her? Haven't seen Malandra Burrows lately.

Malandra Burrows! God, she was awful!

She was the one who married Dave Glover? TBFE? Perfect!

And her name is because her Mum is Sandra and her Dad is Malcolm.

I know -imagine the slating they would get on Baby names for that hideous creation!

my Mum and dad's name wouldn't work at all.

Mine would be Dorid, or Daveen! (Bet you can't work out their names)

Makes Malandra sound quite classy!