The only way is Marbs!

[planetpotty]

Disclaimer: I know this show is totally un-MN but I love it so.....

Gemma's tan - wtaf!?! Whoever did that spray tan ..... Leave the bastard!

THE LEMON!

Just me then - no big catsbum

Watching now on +1, all I can say so far is that Mario is vile! I thought the blonde girl with the little ugly dog was going out with Tom, but now he is with Lydia?

Elvis? Always shaking! Yes she dumped Tom as she said her friend/his sister would always come first.

I love the bonkers-ness of TOWIE

I saw the last 5mins whilst channel surfing. I was like this -->
Please explain to me.. Is it scripted? The acting is so wooden it must be? Isn't it meant to be a reality show? Have the oompa loompas cast all been lobotomised?
Please explain, I just don't get it?

And how do they get a tan when they have 5 inches of make up on their face!

After eight, I don't really know what it is, but it's so bad it's good!

Maybe I've just not had enough wine to appreciate the performances

Mario's hair. Huge fail!

Mario is making me want to vomit