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[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

wow she has big hands

fag break me thinks

nobody needs a facelift with hair pulled as tight as that

I think I'm currently an Eight Points on the Booze.

Spain needs to invest in a bra.

From their broadcasting companies Frilly I assume.

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up shut up

She has quite a scary face when she sings. I wouldn't dare vote for her.

Turkey for me so far.

This is a real dirge

Lithuania, denmark and turkey for me.

No one loving the humpledink then ?

I like Spain

I loved the people in the backgroud doing side-to-side dad dancing

spain cannot afford it

Thing is, if Greece, Spain, Ireland or Italy win we'll either have to host it for them or give them even more cash to host it themselves.

Jamie Cullen - traitor.

Not as scary as that screechy bint with the dreds and the pock marked face. Who was she for?

Jamie Cullum... ekkkk

Nul Points

FrillyMilly they bbc use the money out of the swear-box to pay for it.

Spain was the perfect time to go and get snacks - salt and vinegar sticks (Tesco value range = surprisingly good)

Scrubber - Albania

That makes sense. I have never thought about it before, only have done this year cos they keep harping on about being able to afford to host.

Spain was poo. What's with all these white dresses

Is he going to whip off that hat? a la Bucks Fizz?

oh he is quite cute

Ilovesooty, you beat me to it.