So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

ooh, very nice, bit like Barry Garlow.

I think the money it brings in outweighs the costs of hosting it. Bet tourism goes up in Azerbaijan after this.

Wake me up when he gets interesting

expressive eyebrows always a bonus

wiggly eyebrows, bad waxing job

Oh dear Italy. I thought you were broke. That wasn't a very convincing attempt at throwing Eurovision.

Watch out for the Estonian Scary Eye Brows.

needs to be oil rich country to win - not us, no-one in eurozone or iceland

I have such a thing for Eastern European men. I was born in the wrong country.

next please

Fit

Robbie Williams note!

I quite like this one too. Just put the subtitles on, it's fascinating :o

I would! Nice voice and .....;-)

mythical my thoughts exactly!

I can only get subtitles in gobbledygook Swedish :(

Evil Norway man.

Oh dear, these ones

oooh norway looked fit

Oooo, Norway, I've got a few Norwegian friends so looking forward to this one :o

oh yes weirdly turkish norway. Didnt like it.

He was quite cute!

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