Pip Schofield

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how i love thee

talking about extended breastfeeding right now - he seems genuinely baffled as to why it's deemed a problem

I thought baffled was his baseline state

aw, he's my vanilla fantasy

Did you see him on chatty man? Im sorry but i remember him in the broom cupboard so it just seems so wrong that he swore, a bit like catching your nan snogging the milkman!

I love him. And have done so since he was in the broom cupboard.

i did, he necked that tequila like a pro

I love him too, he handles everyone/thing with that stage bemusement as he did Liz Jones the other day.

Luff him.

He is the smuggest person ever to have lived.

he can smug with me any time

Bring back the broom cupboard! I'd have a go!

Yuk, cant stand the smug git. Massive ego there me thinks.

this is SUCH A MN thread

likes EBF, ergo a hero

and he does shots, feeds builders and can tell the DCs a decent story (or at least squeak Gordon the Gopher at them) what's NOT to like

I don't know much about him TBH. I saw him as Joseph and saw him again on chattyman.
I did laugh at his smoking confession.