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Who would you like to kill off in the soaps?

38 replies

JustFab · 04/05/2012 20:13

EastEnders - Derek. Mandy. Lauren.
Emmerdale - Brenda. ALesha. Declan's sister.
Coronation Street - Terry Duckworth. The copper Tyrone is shacked up with.

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SinisterBuggyMonth · 04/05/2012 20:31

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AmIthatbad · 04/05/2012 21:14

I think I would like Dev to go - for crimes against acting. I think he is a waste of space. And however he went, I would like to see Tracyluv go with him. She has no redeeming features and quite frankly is a total turnoff.

RedBlanket · 04/05/2012 21:25

Only watch EE - Phil and Derek.

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 04/05/2012 21:29

Ben & phil Mitchell. Cameroon off emmerdale. All of the platts on corrie and nick's girlfriend. Sally Webster.

Gumby · 04/05/2012 21:31

Eastenders - new Lucy, Derek,
Neighbours - Summer

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iamme43 · 05/05/2012 09:20

All the writers.

diddl · 05/05/2012 10:34

"All the writers"Grin

I´d kill off all the characters in all the soaps...

EdithWeston · 05/05/2012 10:47

The current storyline team at Corrie...

Characters I would like to depart (whether by death or other plot devices): Stella and Carl, Tyrone's girlfriend, Tina and Tommy, Tracy-luv, Carla, that woman in Steve's house, Maria and little Liam (who has vanished anyhow). And either use or lose Chesney and his girlfriend and baby, Fizz and Hope.

PoorAudreyHorseface · 05/05/2012 11:33

Agree entirely with Edith!

Although I can't believe she left out Kym Marsh - Michelle Connor, the most pointless character ever.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/05/2012 11:40

Emmerdale: the mouthy sullem kid with the glued on hat. (His mum is the one who can't read and has hidden it till now)
Gabby - Ashleys DD. Something about her scrunched up little face
Sarah-Debbies DD- always talks like she's got a cold, and no spontanaety, like she's reading off a script (which she is Grin )

But But But
I love Belle- she has got such an expression-ful little face and delivers her lines 100% spot on.

And I'd book them all an eye test too, they've got no idea what's going on when people huddle outside the toilet.

And Kelly Windsor- she's not in at the moment, but her son is- Jimmy, get a Fecking DNA test done while you've got Elliot!
I hate Kelly's faux pouty ,raised eyebrow smirk

Don't watch EE.
Corrie is OK, someone I want to kill- except the blond woman and her son in Steve's house.
EatsBrainsAndLeaves · 05/05/2012 11:44

Derek in Eastenders is dire. I genuinely don't understand why they still have him. Have moved to watching it regularly, to only watching it occasionally as I can't stand some of the "acting" now - Derek being the worst culprit.

ChippingInLovesEasterEggs · 05/05/2012 11:47

Eastenders - Derek, Janine, (new) Lucy, Michael
Corrie - Terry, woman in Steve's house, Dev, horrible cow Tyrone is with
Emmerdale - Pria (sp) & her parents, Ashley (& hope Laurel & Marlon get together)

... none of them can act to save themselves.

Nothing wrong with Kym Marsh or Maria!

Harmless enough to watch when the insomnia kicks in.

ChippingInLovesEasterEggs · 05/05/2012 11:49

EB&L - I record them and watch them when I can't sleep.... Fast Forward is my friend :)

shesparkles · 05/05/2012 11:50

Every character in Eastenders. I don't even watch it and it bugs me!

Mrsrobertduvall · 05/05/2012 11:56

The children.
They are pointless and get in the way of story lines. wTF are they planning to do with Jack in Corrie?

All the teenagers. Especially the Webster girl.

Bring in more people like norris, Julie and Eileen. I love Eileen.

SucksToBeMe · 05/05/2012 12:08

Sack
Eastenders
Alfie
Ben
Lola

Coronation Street
Eileen/Sean
Eva
Faye

Emmerdale
Ashley
Megan
Katie

Pay Rise
Eastenders
Jean,Cora,Mandy,Jay,Abi and my absolute favourite Kim Fox

Coronation Street
Leanne,Kylie,Kirstie(good storyline imo),Julie and Tyrone

Emmerdale
Gene,Sandy,Nikhil,Jimmy and Nicola.

maxtrue · 05/05/2012 12:10

Emmerdale - That awful trailer trash family that moved from estate ffwd when they come on, Debbie (miserable cow), Gennie

EE - Derek, Lauren, new Lucy (terrible posture) and Ben

Corrie - Tracey - cannot stand her and ffwd

Neighbours - Tasha nd her dad

Home and Away - Sasha

Doctors - Freya, yelling new dr kevin (why does he shout), Freyas gf, karen...actually dont like many of them

Dear me I need to get life and get of the sofa

Methe · 05/05/2012 12:13

I only watch EE and would love Derek to die a horrible death and for that to be swiftly followed by the death of every single moon.

Lola is pretty pointless as is Tanya's mum.

EE would be completely unwatchable we're it not for Bianca and Janine, they are the only 2 that can act.

SucksToBeMe · 05/05/2012 12:19

Can i add Janine to my list? She is a really great access.

PaulaMummyKnowsBest · 07/05/2012 17:34

EE... get rid of new lucy, Derek, Ben and Michael Moon

Keep kim, Janine and bianca

needs bit more eye candy though Grin

Shinyshoes1 · 07/05/2012 17:38

I only watch Easties

Tyler and his brother Moon
Lauren
Kat ,
Dot
Rose
Roxy
Ben
Whitney
Lucy
I want to see more of Tracy the Barmaid, they should give her a part-time role Grin

SleepyFergus · 07/05/2012 18:03

Eastenders
Bin: Derek, Ian, Ben, Roxy, Mandy's mum, New Lucy, Michael, Max, Carol
Keep: Cora, Mandy, Kim, Denise, Jean, Bianca, Janine

Corrie
Bin: nutter copper girlfriend of Tyronne, Sean, Kym Marsh, Dev, the Websters, woman in Steves house, Tracyluv, Audrey, Emily, Rita, Stella & Carl
Keep: David & Kylie, Norris & Mary, Gail, Eileen, Julie & Brian, Steve
Bring back: Becky

Emmerdale
Bin: Zac, Geordie lass who gave up her baby, new lesbian couple and kids, Debbie
Keep: Nikhil (for obvious eye candy and my personal lust reasons) Chas, Cameron, laurel & Marlon, Paddy & Rhona

And that's just off the top of my head. If I had to choose just one though, it would be Derek. Ugly, ugly character.

moonblushtomato · 07/05/2012 18:50

Every aggressive, negative, angry, confrontational, glum, common ( yes, I said common), loud character in Eastenders.........oops thats everyone then Grin

FloydieDoydie · 07/05/2012 19:04

Emmerdale - drippy Debbie Dingle, Her kid Sarah and calf moon eyes Andy Sugden. Angry

Priya is a pain in the arse; even though they changed the actress, the character is just an annoying spoiled princess. Which they would stop trying to bring her into it.

Holly and Adam Barton, both terrible whiny pains in the arse. (spoiler can't wait until holly leaves soon! Pity Hannah is going too, as she's quite nice)

And yes yes yes to Kelly - she cant act for shite, all she does is screw her lip up and wrinkle her eyebrow. Plus, i was roaring at the screen to jimmy to stop being gullible when he believed her about the DNA test.

But my biggest wish for an instant cull is poxy Ashley. Hideous spineless, passive aggressive sap. Even before the elder abuse storyline I detested him. If Laurel forgives him and takes him back I shall be most upset!