WTF- confused Doctors fans unite

[HarrietJ0nes]

I hate thinking of thread titles!

Phew, new support thread!

That is a fab thread title Harriet. Sums it up v nicely. I see we have new beanbags for the new thread. Very nice.

Hello :)

I want the Gobby Plods to lose the inherited house before this thread reaches 1000 posts.

Hello!!

And yy- we have to find out about Gobby's house!

Hi there
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Today wasn't quite up there on the WTF scale, but they have been hitting very high up the scale lately, it was never going to be sustainable.

Hello, can I play with you? I had a bit of a lurk on the other thread but didn't get round to posting. I have

I've wached Doctors almost since it started, but it's getting too bonkers even for me. Wtf was today's all about?

I quite like Daniel and Zara but can't stand Jimmi and Cherry. Don't mind any of the others though.

Bit confused re mtm? Is that julia's new man? And Gobby's house? Is she going to lose it?

Hi Hairy!

MTM is martin the mechanic Julia's bloke.

We all seem to be rooting for the Gobbies to lose the house.

waddles in (not pregnant - just - er how did the nurse at my Drs surgery put it - fat, I tell you she could get lessons from gobby to perfect her communication technique)

plonks lard arse down

Need this thread to keep me up to date as on nights from tomorrow (and sleep over-rules Drs!)

Sharpkat I love it that you read the Doctors spoilers

so do I

Right, thanks for that. Couldn't work out mtm. So Julia is leaving then? End of an era I tell you. End of an era!

Is it wrong that I quite fancy Kevin btw

Oh no I've had a worry. They need a new practice manager. Will we have a war between Gobby & Mrs Tenbe?

Or a new character from Brookside/The Bill/Benidorm etc? Maybe Pat or Heather from Eastenders could do it?

Maybe both. They argue then someone else gets it.

I want the job

These are my qualifications:

1. My mum is a receptionist at a GP practice so I know how obnoxious receptionists can be
2. I know and relate well to the Doctors at the Mill and have in depth knowledge of their backgrounds
3. I am more than willing to drink wine at the Ikon bar every lunchtime
4. Well, what more do you want from me.....

BBC 1 please please give me the job

That's an impressive cv, SharpKat. I'd give you the job.

@ Heather from Eastenders- her and Freya could swap fashion tips.

It won't be the same without Juuulia. Who will Barry lust after?

More CV points:

• am only 32 (still feels young) so would provide continuity for years to come and would not leave you all if a five times married man came along
• am vair attractive so Barry would definitely lust after me (if I give him a quick one behind the patients' notes on day one)
• am single (ish) and would be prepared to have comedy onscreen dates (I've had plenty offscreen )
• I am vair decisive and organised

I am very serious about applying and I need a job

Hired!

You won't change anything though will you, like increasing the patient/doctor ratio, or putting the kibosh on unprompted home visits

Have a word with Freya though about her hair FGS

Julias last day is may 18th we think (fb doctors geeks) that it will be a car crash

New manager is male

Wish i was zara i so would do Daniel

If the new manager is male, then Elaine will have the hots for him. It's her turn.

I hope he won't do away with the bean bags

A crash- Poor Julia, probably in a car on the way to Boddelwydden, and M-t-M's grand erection design

My name is Anna and I watch Doctors most days. At last some support, I am not alone anymore!