I dont understand Hollyoaks.

[BrightnessFalls]

Because I stopped watching when the new lot came in but, why arent Jackie and Reese officially fostering Phoebe? Surely the money will help. I am worried about them.

Because they need to keep her skanky mum quiet? Probably mistrust of SS, given the McQueens' history.

DP and I are speculating how someone so blonde is genetically related to someone of Phoebe's colouring. It seems unlikely enough to warrant an explanation, eg genetic throwback?

Also, why isn't she in jail for arson?

Because she said it was an accident....case closed....it is hollyoaks after all

Oh yeah, and they only have one copper for the entire metropolis village

Phoebe is supposed to be 18 isn't she? I am sure George said that a few weeks ago, in which case what she does has nothing to do with SS. Also her saying the fire was an accident and getting away with it is such a load of bollocks, as if that would happen! I don't understand Hollyoaks either, but I kind of love it and have a massive crush on Tilly

She's 15, Ambrosius. I'd be surprised if anyone in authority was actually as bothered as they're all making out though...

She is 15. Tilly is unusually beautiful especially when she wears scarves in her hair.

I just wish they would do a makeover on Phoebe and quick, it must be tough going to work surrounded by all the make up, tans and big hair every day. I bloody love hollyoaks, especially Brendan.

Brendan is pure pantomime

Brendan is fabulous, and kind of hot

I loathe Tilly. Maybe that's too strong a word. She really irritates me. Wasn't she in Waterloo road aaaaaaages ago, and had really long hair that she cut off when some modelling agency wanted to book her for an episode?

I was really into the Scott/whatsherface student will they/won't they storyline. I also found him kind of hot, despite his penchant for looking vacant. I think it was ages ago when they were in the student flat together alone, they almost kissed, he was all tortured about it because her rugby boyfriend/his mate was still on the scene. But now they've hooked up, they haven't been in it since. It's like the writers can't cope with more than a few characters so a group have a major storyline, it gets played out, then all those characters disappear for a while. Lame.

The blonde and the boy with the goatee - Tilly's mate - they also really irritate me. He has bright red lips like he wears lipstick and it freaks me out a little. She was especially mean to the gorgeous ex of Jonno (can't remember anyone's names!!) last night. Mean girl.