Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

[BusinessTrills]

So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

Nick admitted he was wrong. I do luff him!

but we love it when you sneer, Nick!

Luffly Nick

Boggle gets a bit flustered around girls, doesn't he?

Great minds Tee!

Oh thank god I have found you all. I was doing weights and watching this ... sadly ...

Sometimes I take flyers I don't want because I have done crappy jobs before and I know the leaflet-givers are being paid to get rid of them.

Only if they are polite though.

Has nobody told them that they have painted the Union Jack all wrong?

I luff Nick too.

(When I say weights, I mean they weigh about an ounce each.)

Is it upside down BB?

Oh, desperate shouting. That always goes well.

The Very Attractive Business Woman is for the chop, sez I.

Bow tie and woolly cardy, highly tasteful

I would pay them to stop shrieking.

Fucksakes - the shrieking

My God- they can't even shift this shit at gunpoint.

I have one of those orange vases. I turned it into a lamp

I have no clue tonight.

How do they fit all their stuff into those small cases?

thats cos it's shit.

Attractive Business Woman is too cocky.

She is Attractive Dead Meat

The one who is fired can turn their wheelie suitcase into a table...

Ooh have no idea who's gonna go. Tom was a bit quiet for a PM - if his team loses the alpha males will gang up on him...

The scary brunette woman looks like the moodiest Sugababe who left the first line-up.

They should really have screwed legs into their wheely cases for tonight.

With a flag on the wheelie case