Apprentice Thread 11th April 2012

[BusinessTrills]

So...

Apprentice?

At 9?

I have a cold and my brain is full of fuzz so I can't remember what happened last week.

Red sauce. Spicy chutney. Boring man of boringness left. Is that right?

Common sense must prevail!!

Laura's more groomed than attractive, I think.

Nipples

I'm trying to remember the finger pointing preview from last week and I think that Jane is in the hot seat on that basis.

She's only got one setting - shriek. Could you work with that Surrallun? Is hers a voice you can let seep into the Executive Loo?

oooh....masking tape on the window...

Gabrielle looks like the helicopter pilot who dies in Avatar. Have we said this yet?

ABW is saying words but not saying anything lolol

Think Jane will go. She's been in the board room before. Laura is fl

gabrielle cool as a cucumber

She should have brought in two of the quiet blokes who did fuck all.

jane will be out. shreiky shreiky harpy.

Floundering and getting more high pitched and bitchy.

Is flyering even a real word?

Yes she does Trills

Apprentice bingo: 'that is so unfair' previously heard from Sharpie pen.

I think Laura is getting on Srallen's tits.

I think Gabrielle looks like Lady Sybil.

What business has she, Jane with the CBM?

Ooh, Nick on Dara show. Me likey. Also Sean Hughes and Kelly Hoppen.
I bet Kelly luffs a union jack or two.

I think you're right BB. But I think Jane does also.

Come on Jane, stick up for yourself a bit.

More Nick, woohoo

Tee - you'll need to stay for Dara if Nick is on it?

Kelly Hoppen designs like a blindfolded squirrel having a fit in a box of samples.

Suralan's doing a good job of cutting them dead.