Do we think Bill-I-Are is going to push Jessie off her chair? The Voice....

[SuePurblybiltFromChocolate]

All in?

"I sang incredible", er clearly not.

LO he is risen. And LO he is gone.

Not cashing in at all ...

Fuck me Jedwards dad

DH says his gaydar was twitching at the rocker bloke.

Blimey, Mr HardPaperRound with a tenuous claim to fame. Tasteless much?

Don't feel at all comfortable with the whole Amy Winehouse singer connection thingy. Its not relevant.

'she's here with me'

What, is she in your barnet?

Sue how rude, they were so two halfs of the same whatever bollocks he said, and peas in a pod and something else !!!

ooo, has anyone got contrived and affected on their team? No? Well you need him then.

Dross.

Hmmmm. Not much of an actual singing voice.

Can't sing though! Sorted - Next

If tom picks him he can show him how to grow a proper 'tache

Deluuuuuuuuuuuded. Is there not a cheap magazine you could be selling a story to?

Jessie got the words wrong. Fnar!

Hate those pooey nappy colour trousers.

PANTS!!!

Well, that was shite.

Eh! That note made him turn!

Oh Will-u-won't-u. Really? Really?

Will I am seriously not impressed with you on this one - we need to have words.