The Voice Week Two - twirly chairs and dropped names a go-go......

[SuePurblybilt]

Who's with me?

why is Tom there? I wuv will.

Hmm. Jessie or Tom?

I didn't know Tom had hearing issues

@Greeneyes

How staged?

I HATE these two

Poor Tom.

Flipping a coin? How rude

Think Jessie's dodged a bullet there.

Oooh, I don't know. I closed my eyes and they gave me goosebumps!

16? Fuck off.

Where are her trousers? She''ll catch her death!

No-one has got us jumping about on the sofa yet. Any favourites for you lot?

Lawksamussy.

Yes, yes, you're so different. In a very similar way to a lot of other irritating drama queens, but still - so very different.

Katie Weasel anyone?

I'm new to this show. 16 my arse.

My TwatDetector has just blown a fuse

She obviously had the same sort of paper Round Christine bleakley had if she is 16

Her hair annoys me.

Good Lord, if she's 16 so am I

that's not a nice noise.

Nice legs

Why does Danny do that neck thing? Is has to hurt after a while....

She's rubbish.

I hate long, cumbersome song titles. Keep it snappy.

Scratch that - I'm thinking Frank'n'Furter.

She's a disaster.