Brit Awards anyone?

[HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix]

It won't be as good as when I was young and Bros won everthying.

and they're already banging on about poor whitters.

I have a theory (unproven to date) that she is a Noel Fielding character....

What was the adele bit all about?

Bloody Florence, ow my ears

and how is Florence 'influential'?

waily.

Hate Chris Martin. I would hit him with his guitar. Bored of Adele.

fucking Ad break already!

I think Florence is a TERRIBLE singer = like a pissed bint at karaoke.

The only thing that annoys me nowadays about the brits apart from the fact that I havent heard of some of the nominations or artists is that someone will win 2 awards and the news will all be about how so and so sept up at the brits. Erm no they didnt they won 2 things not 6 or 7 like others have in previous years

• nb 6 or 7 were just random numbers I picked out, I havent actually checked that to be fact.

I'm currently recording it for 20 odd minutes so i can forward all the adverts!

hope jarvis cocker chooses tonight to make his comeback.

Was Florence miming?

Ah found you.

Am I right in thinking Chris Martin has been working out?

Nope - no scandal - too vanilla and polished these days

kylie is so botoxed she can't close her eyes.

Where is Jarvis Cocker when you need him? Or Jedward.

DD is Ed Sheran obsessed. she adores him.

Ahh that Jarvis moment was my favourite tv moment ever! Loved it when he flashed his cardigan.

Do you know what... I always thought Adele was Scottish! Never heard her speak before

Jessie J's frock is splendid.

ha ha ha I always think of Fake Adele when I hear her

Nice to see Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi in there...

I am so out of touch, and feel so old!!

Kylie demonstrated a bit of embarassing mum dancing as she walked on, according to dd.

Is it just my kids who love the video to the lazy song?

How teeny is Bruno Mars?

Shame Laura marling didn't win. I've never heard adele speak before either, she sounds totally different to how I imagined.