Anyone fancy a bit of Emmerdale chat?
I love the show, but at the moment everyone in it seems to be driving me a bit mad with their whinging and I need someone to bitch about it with as DP won't let me bitch to him whilst we watch it 
So, I'll start off - Ashley is a whiny wet sop and I will be furious if Laurel really does go back with him. He needs a good slap in the chops for the way he is behaving like a spoilt brat.
There. That felt loads better!