So, who's joining in on the ArfFest that is the MNasterchef chat thread this year?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Yay Yay and thrice yay.

Tuesday 9pm.

«shakes woodwork»

'Sall hi-falutin, Valp.

Eammon's "plate of food" looks nasty - too brown

Hope Eamonn goes through....

I explained Mr Hankey to you in words of one syllable you ingrate!

Scollops, as pronounced by the boys who dive for them down here.

They came.

They cooked.

They cliched.

and you can watch it on my Sky box if you like.

"live the dream" - house !!!!

Ok. They came. They cooked. Two went home. Rest went to professional kitchens. Got shouted at. Will that do?

A plate of brown

And me Munchkin.

Sky banned from this house. Murdoch, blah blah.

Ooooh stirring (arf) Coldplay strings...get set for the tears....

Love it chaos!!

Ok, who is this years Jackie? Is it Ackee?

here we go...milk milk milk

Earning an apron! How Australian.

RSATOBy, you absofriffinglutely rock.

(do you see what I did there?)

Eating an apron?

Emma's gone I reckon

next week they get a feather duster

I like Tom. And I like Eamonn.

Cop out! Both?

Well there's a surprise.