The One Show

[UnlikelyAmazonian]

Matt Baker is a living snake. He has vampire teeth. He sniggers and looks totally false. The end.

There is something very slimey about him....don't like him!

I love him. I would quite like it if he slithered my way

I would like the One Show to slither away up its own arse, if I'm honest.

Tonight I shall be watching Christmas University Challenge with Paxo.

well, tonight he looks like he is busting for a wee and can't wait to leave.

He is probably looking forward to his Christmas hols . I must admit, I cannot stand the One Show and am rarely home when it's on, but I am a big fan of Matt Baker. Mainly because I think he is gorgeous and I'm really that shallow