Family guy- The Best Bits

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I should start by saying that this won't be a thread for the professionally offended. If that's you, I'm sure there are threads around where Asians are being called Asians. Should keep you busy enough to leave the rest of us alone! So, with that out of the way...

Calling fellow Family Guy fans!!!

What are your favourite songs / lines / episodes?

The episode with Jesus and Surfin' Bird and the one with kiss (Road To Rhode Island I think) are my persinal favourites.

My favourite songs have to be ''A Bag Of Weed, My Fat Baby and a cetrain song about someone being diagnosed with a certain thing...

My favourite lines would probably get me thrown off of Mumsnet!!

Come to think of it, I don't see this thread lasting... I know that the Mary whitehouse clones will probably lurk. They can't help it. :)

my favourite line ever is Brian your drunk stewie your sexy

stewie doing his sexy part dance , fat stewie when chris is on a diet and he spins when he falls , BIG STEWIE FAN

stewie when he goes to high school to be brad or whatever his name was , and lots of quagmire giggidies are really shocking but very funny ,

sexy party dance *

Favourite song and dance - Shipoopi

Favourite line Lois "What are you doing"
Stewie "playing house"
Lois "but he's tied up"
Stewie "Yeah, Roman Polanski's house"

There......presumably that was acceptable for MN ???

Oh, and a topical one

After the Home Alone episode when they all get home Stewie says

"Mom, Dad, Chris, Dog.............and Brian"

Always makes me laugh

The home alone one is purest class! It's Quagmire and Cleavland tied up in the basement being brainwashed by the TV set-up channel that gets me every time!

Stewie kicking the absolute shit out of Brian (can't remember the episode) because he owes hin noney is priceless!

Favourite scene: half asleep Stewie thinking his dad is his mum, starting to breast feed, getting a hair in his mouth, slowly waking up, realising what he's doing, starting to tremble ... it's hilarious!

In fact, I'd the one stewie beats Brian up the same episode shipoopi is sung in?

thefarside Epic!

I love the Arabgram one - 'From Joan and Keith'.

Also an early episode when a tobacco company was trying to introduce smoking to children and they created a smoking baby doll and when you pulled the doll's string it said 'Ha,ha, tastes like happy'

I love threads like this

xPAULAx Yes it is the same one. The bit at the very end when Brian gets his revenge with the bus is great

SomekindofSpanish I love that one too. The subliminal messages in the film make me laugh.

And another great singalong - The Freakin FCC one

I also love the Grim Reaper. Death still lives with his Mum!

last nights one was funny peter hooked on redbull made me giggle . I hate the peter BF stewie I cringed a wee bit although the whole him getting in touch with his femmine side was funny ,

Haha i love Stewie's version if the ugly song hahaha and i love it when Stewie broke wind in the tube that led to Peters face :) and the one where Brian wakes himself up by farting haha
My favourite saying right now is : Love the gas, Meg. LOVEE ITT!
Family Guy has to be one of the best TV programmes bar none!

I just think Family Guy is the best, puts me in a great mood :) I will let you have this link, it is so funny the whole thing! especially when Peter is on Red Bull

The best is Stewie to Brian...

So how you getting along with that novel....

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'oooooo!'"
"Peter, they're Cheerios".

PMSL every time :o

Marking my place for later when I can laugh at my leisure! Love Family Guy - there are so many 'best bits'!

Anyone else got series 11 yet? FG is one of the very few DVDs we preorder as opposed to waiting until it's cheap.

One of my favourites is

"Attention customers:

Testicles. That is all."

That one has me laughing so much I can't breathe

Can't link ATM, but I also love TAG body spray for sick cats.

Yes, love the bullfrog!

love the sick cats.. eew eew eewww