X-Factor- Semi-Final -THE RESULTS!! And there's no final 2 sing off!!

[Raahh]

So I have a sneaky feeling, Misha may go. Which I still don't think is right. And without a sing off, the judges can't save her

So, how are they going to fill an hour? Not sure how many guest singers they have on.

Anyway- it's the final countdown, peeps!

tbf, we did larf at poor Jesy because of something she couldn't control. Which is generally accepted here but it did feel a little off in her case. So we're nice to her but think rodent-y thoughts in our mean little heads.

Verucca and the rest are judged on behaviour, mostly. Or, as cardi would have it, our perceptions of their behaviouir . Mr Biscuits was judged on appearance I spose. But mostly on shit hair and a weird leer.

We didn't mock Janet the week her Grandad died either.
We're really very thoughtful.

I only found out today that verucca's full name is Amelia lily Oliver. That's a lot of l's, quite a tongue twister!

And I've only just found out that Misha B is Plan B's sister. And their grandad was George Form B.

pmsl@BoF

Well Marcus is the lovechild of Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules.

It got awful lonely in that spaceship......

D'you think she's related to B Elzebub at all BoF?

Could be, could be...she learned everything she knows about rap from her Great Uncle Bing Croz B.

Croz B as in, you're like a little Bill Coz B?

Yy- he is her second cousin.

Amelias x factor winners single is available to pre order on HMV website but nothing for the other finalists

fix

I really want Veruca Lily to record this

it would be perfect for her

Surely a fix like that would be way to obvious?
People are still to vote.
Very odd.

WEll if it was just that they put it on teh computer in readiness i would think all 3 would be there

How fucling annoying.

In other news, the Pope is suspected of Catholic tendencies, and a large furry mammal was seen disappearing into a wooded area to defecate.

Did you know Chezzer is now a shoe designer? She's bought out her own range.

What's it called? Put Your Foot In It With Cheryl?

Ha, no even worse she's given them all rubbish names like Byker Grove. Check out 'Freak le Chic'.. shoes that instantly give you celebrity cankles just like Cheryl.

Chezzer's shoe collection

And before anyone tells me off yes I know she's someone's daughter/bought up on council estate/cheating husband/nearly died of malaria etc etc but I'm heavy of ankle myself so I'm allowed, actually ENTITLED to say it .

Chezza's Shoes - for a reet good kicking.

They are nasty, apart from the Byker Grove boots. I quite like them.

One of the pairs is called Ri Ri, ffs. Bet she hasn't called any Simon...

I cannot stand Chezza

Riri as in her with the pants and red hair? Are they friends? Luffers?
Sworn enemies looking at the shoes

of course it's fixed. It was announced an hour before the phone vote closed that Amelia was through (together with comments on Kelly's exact reaction) and now her winning single is (was) available for pre-order on HMV?

It's too much of a coincidence - if she wins no-one will surely believe that it wasn't fixed - surely?

Aside from the fact that she shouldn't actually be in the competition anyway IMO as she was iliminated in the 1st show, I think the only way to show this isn't a fix would be to send Amelia home now and have the final purely between the other two.

But maybe it's all a trick to get everybody voting the others and making more more money in phone votes.
Which is what I'm tempted to do then I think I'm wasting my money as it's a foregone conclusion.
Sigh, She really doesn't deserve to win and I won't vote as it may be a foregone conclusion.
Or not.
Sigh, I don't like the mind games here.