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X FACTOR THREAD - There's MOTOWN like home....

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SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 03/12/2011 08:22

Well it's Semi Finals week. I'm ignoring the Mischa B thread as, quite frankly, it's a load of shite.

What's going to happen this week?

Will Amelia shout herself hoarse?

What form of patisserie excellence will Mischa B have on her head?

Could OneDirection be plugged ANY more?

Place your bets.....

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highriggs · 03/12/2011 21:16

Little Argos sperms now

chipstick10 · 03/12/2011 21:16

Wot the fuck has happened to Barlow he has turned into a complete twat and a bit of a nasty bastard

BornSicky · 03/12/2011 21:16

that watch ad was atrocious!

cheap blue screen, cheap ad generally and cheap awful name for a watch... Seksy. no no no no no.

SantasLittleEmmaRoyd · 03/12/2011 21:16

Those Iceland prawn cocktail shots look like food poisoning in a glass.

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 21:16

If I lived in that house Christmas dinner wouldn't come from Iceland.

MmeLindor. · 03/12/2011 21:17

Santa
DS just said that he thought that was weird.

The Iceland ad makes me want to run screaming from to Iceland

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ItchyChinUnderMyWhiteBeard · 03/12/2011 21:17

those iceland prawn cocktails in a plastic cup look vile appetising

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MmeLindor. · 03/12/2011 21:18

Yy, the prawn cocktails. Looks like the dog sicked up a Barbie.

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minxthemanx · 03/12/2011 21:18

Am bored with the v predictable contestants. Bored with the judges' repetitive "it's all abou the voice/I'm your no. 1 fan/I want to see you in the final" comments. The amount they're paid, surely they can think of more original things to say? Unless they're bored to death as well. I only watch X factor now to keep up with the comments on here! Smile

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 21:18

Tulisa is just awful, it's like she's given up. I'd put money on her not being kept on for next year.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 03/12/2011 21:19

I miss the beef'n'yorkshire fanjos.

Shurrup with all these stories. So they were all at college at 17, shocker. And MIsha too? And Pinky? No, stop. I cannot believe it. How interesting.

RebeccaHallsWithBoughsOMumsnet · 03/12/2011 21:19

@LEttletownofBOFlehem

Is Rebecca still here?

Would MNHQ get behind a campaign for an 11" leather-clad doll of Marcus?

Ha, er yes? But does he have to be leather-clad? Can't he wear the Bruno Mars-esque number from a few weeks ago?

Disclaimer: Campaigns have nowt to do with me.

GreenIceAndChristmasHam · 03/12/2011 21:19

Dullisas like that girl at school who told everyone that they had to use (her own made up) nickname from now on

No one calls the lidl muffins Dullisa. Only you.

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 21:20

Sugar - she can't say 'my little pies' or 'my little pasties'.

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rockinastocking · 03/12/2011 21:20

I like Jessie J.

I don't like this song.

It's sexist rubbish.

CuriousMama · 03/12/2011 21:20
Shock
rockinastocking · 03/12/2011 21:20

Does she have hiccups?

rockinastocking · 03/12/2011 21:20

Or whooping cough?

SantasLittleEmmaRoyd · 03/12/2011 21:20

is it because their performances are half baked?

musicmalady · 03/12/2011 21:20

Gary Boring Barlow obviously hates Tulisa and they don't even pretend to be impartial now.
Used to like it when we saw them vocal coaching.. They seem to have ditched that

MmeLindor. · 03/12/2011 21:20

Bit breathless gaspy start there.

Take a deeeep breath love