X FACTOR THREAD - There's MOTOWN like home....

[SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer]

Well it's Semi Finals week. I'm ignoring the Mischa B thread as, quite frankly, it's a load of shite.

What's going to happen this week?

Will Amelia shout herself hoarse?

What form of patisserie excellence will Mischa B have on her head?

Could OneDirection be plugged ANY more?

Place your bets.....

my kitten is being held down and licked by lovelorn big cat.

may i grumble about all the perfume ads?

always, every fricking christmas, and this year it really is the last thing i'd have money to spend on!

all glam blah di blah as well.

Quite fancy a hoisin duck tree

Amelia was fantastic, the best vocal of the night bar none. It is very unfortunate that she doesnt seem to be connecting with the public because she is the best hands down. Marcus is meh, no feeling, no soul. Misha just wails and roars and little mix have a market thankfully for them

Amelia...ooh if looks could kill Gary would be in trouble

And that was a btw.

What's a hoisin duck tree?

is that the shit masquerading as food in the Iceland ad?

Marcus bound to run and whoop

Bazza looks like The One Who Will Die from Star Trek in those tight tops.

Woohoo! That hairdresser is about 300 yards from where I live. Come on Marcus!

Amelia to win the competition I say!!

Shame she's not popular on this thread - but I think she's the best - and don't agree she's a shouter.

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Hmm. Must be one of DH's weird fetishes then.

Oh dear Marcus

Oh, he is a bit flat.

Whoop.

In a word, Marcus...no. I can't.

Oh dear.

Look at ol' Baz pretending he likes it again.

is he going to get the fireworks?

fireworks usually means winner alert on the oh so subtle x factor.

especially if it's that fire rain stuff.

oh dear, normally I like Marcus, but it's a bit of a quiet flat start. seems to be improving now but...