X FACTOR THREAD - There's MOTOWN like home....

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Well it's Semi Finals week. I'm ignoring the Mischa B thread as, quite frankly, it's a load of shite.

What's going to happen this week?

Will Amelia shout herself hoarse?

What form of patisserie excellence will Mischa B have on her head?

Could OneDirection be plugged ANY more?

Place your bets.....

Why why why? Yes that's what I was thinking....

I think it's just a drone-y stream of conciousness Hassled

Misha in the bottom 2 again

That song was Pink originally wasn't it?

For once I agree with Gary, I think Louis and Dullisa ruined this for her

That wasn't exactly constructive, Barry.

Sell records...at HMV...

I like Mischa. Her clothes are shit.

Oh thank you, Pink, eh? I get confused with her and the other one.

thanks hugosgoatee

Needs a bit of rock, imo. Misha was too meh.

What did Barry say? Still in toilet. Have tummy bug.

Did mama put it down?

Good to see they shoehorned another Geraldine dress into the show though. Recycling as an example to us all.

Purple?

What did Tulisa say after Little Mix's performance?

Verucca was never normal- her parnts had her at every talent show/audition going- betcha!

There's something about this hatched-faced shouter I just don't warm to.

If she ruins this song I will hunt her down and kill her. I'm serious.

'family told me never to give up'. You don't say. Tennis Dad waiting in the wings with a list of notes and a cattle prod......

Barry said she had been accused of "something that you're not" (a recording artist?), and that meant she would never win this competition...

no mention of Tragic Diabetes?

Gary is so right. Well obv I don't actually know if she's a bully but it doesn't bloody matter. Tulisa is a sneaky backstabber - 'ooh I'd buy your record' yeah whatevs.

Dreadful.

No wonder he hasn't turned up.

Is she singing a ballid?