Exchange between DH and me after the Clarkson row and my reminding him that I want to record the Sacred Music programmes on BBC4 tonight.
DH: I had a nightmare that the BBC started swapping all their ?talent? about (only one in the following list needs the inverted commas, no prizes for guessing who). In this nightmare scenario, Simon Russell Beale was presenting Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson the music programmes, David Attenborough was a CBeebies anchor and Sandi Toksvig was presenting Match of the Day!
Me: I?d love to see David Attenborough doing CBeebies Bedtime Story though! He could do one of those annoying Polar ones with polar bears and penguins and point out to all the tiny munchkins that it?s impossible?
DH: And Upsy Daisy should present Strictly Come Dancing!
What would your worst or best TV swaps be?